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Old 5/4/18, 12:54 AM
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Old 6/18/18, 06:33 PM
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a fellow once tried to enlist the military .. the examiner told him " take off your shoes " . the fellow did .. the examiner noticed the fellows toes were badly miss shappened and krinkled up .. the examiner told the fellow " we cant accept you with toes like that " .. the fellow say`s " when i was little i had tolio and it caused my toes to curl up .. the examiner said " dont you mean polio ? " . no said the fellow .. it was tolio . you cant refuse me because of a birth defect .. the examiner then said " drop your pants " .. and when the fellow did so it revealed a set of knees that were notty and knocked kneed .. the examiner said .. " we cant except you with knees like that " .. the fellow says " when i was little i had kneasles " .. the examiner said " dont you mean measles ?" .. no said the fellow .. it was kneasles .. you cant refuse me for that .. then the examiner said " drop your underwear " .. after a moment the examiner said " i suppose when you were little you also suffered from " small *** " ...
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Old 7/1/18, 10:37 PM
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Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?





















So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
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Old 7/2/18, 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by laserred38
Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Det är ett gammalt skämt.
SVERIGE REGLER!
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Why does the Italian navy have glass bottoms on their ships?

So they can see the old Italian navy.

How did the old Italian navy get there?

They were all wopsided!

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Old 7/4/18, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Mustang Freak
Why does the Italian navy have glass bottoms on their ships?

So they can see the old Italian navy.

How did the old Italian navy get there?

They were all wopsided!

jokes are supposed to be funny.
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Old 7/4/18, 01:56 PM
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Why doesn't Mexico have driver's-ed and sex-ed classes on the same day?



They have to give the donkey a break.
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Old 7/4/18, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
Why doesn't Mexico have driver's-ed and sex-ed classes on the same day?



They have to give the donkey a break.
u canbe proud of my yankee rudeness today!

i'm trolling japs & limeys today for america dayyy
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Old 10/27/18, 05:40 PM
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I'm having PUPPIES", the blonde cried.
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Old 10/29/18, 01:09 AM
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I'm offended.
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Old 1/9/19, 03:47 PM
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Masturbating in an airplane bathroom is illegal.


Hijacking.
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
Masturbating in an airplane bathroom is illegal.
Hijacking.
ok that jokes older than you are
(& it's a rest/washroom, not a bathroom, silly.
Some year if you get indoor plumbing,
you'll learn (maybe)
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Old 1/9/19, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
Masturbating in an airplane bathroom is illegal.


Hijacking.
Your hero Tommy Chong was singing dressed as a giant pineapple tonight on your precious Fox.
(see? i watch Fox!)
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Old 1/10/19, 02:01 PM
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Guy goes to a blacksmith shop and asks for a job. Blacksmith says "have you ever shoed a horse?"

Guy says "no, but I once told a donkey to f**k off."
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Old 1/12/19, 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
Guy goes to a blacksmith shop...
I saw this plate driving to work;
what does BI GULP mean?
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Originally Posted by Gravydog316 View Post
I saw this plate driving to work;
what does BI GULP mean?
I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out which of your ends is off:

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I'm offended.

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I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out which of your ends is off:
bottom.
(i lost weight, but my top half got bigger (?!?!) which sucks 'cause my bottom half clothes are too big, & my top half clothes are too small. figure that one out. that's my luck)
i lose weight & my chest gets bigger & now none of my clothes fit. & new clothes cost a freakin' fortune

& not the top, 'cause i need a haircut.

...or should i get them all cut...?
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Costco selling this mac & cheese for $89.99, it's 27-pounds, and has a 20-year shelf life;
Amazon is selling them for $150.00

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