Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?





















So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

 

Why does the Italian navy have glass bottoms on their ships?

So they can see the old Italian navy.

How did the old Italian navy get there?

They were all wopsided!

 

Why doesn't Mexico have driver's-ed and sex-ed classes on the same day?



They have to give the donkey a break.

 

 

Masturbating in an airplane bathroom is illegal.


Hijacking.

 

Guy goes to a blacksmith shop and asks for a job. Blacksmith says "have you ever shoed a horse?"

Guy says "no, but I once told a donkey to f**k off."

 

I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out which of your ends is off:

 

Chuck Norris ordered a big mac today at burger king and got one ,,,

 

A lady with the Corona virus is seeking a male with Lime disease...

 

Met a buddy of mine for a drink and he was all bruised up and had his arm in a cast. I asked him what happened and he said Rodeo sex injuries.

I asked what Rodeo sex was and he said its when you're making love with your wife and mention this is your GF's favorite position. Then you try to stay on for 8 seconds.

 

 

Let's get this going again. I think the whole world needs to calm down, quit being offended by everything, and have a laugh.

 

For some reason it won't let me post unless I quote someone. Any ideas KC?

 

I Did This and Now it's All Better!

I Have Not Read the 68 Pages of Jokes So Be Advised!

Kc

 

Looks like normal now. It wouldn't let me go down far enough to get reply to thread. Had to quote someone to get the option. No idea.

 

You know why the Brits drink warm beer?

Because Lucas electrics made refrigerators too.

 

I Was Expecting Something a Bit More SHOCKING!

That is Not a Challenge Just a PUN Observation!

KC

 

You know why the Brits don't build computers?

Couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil.

 

So Harley owners can feel at home...

 

So a guys walking down the road with a real long stick.

I stopped and asked him, “Are you a Pole Vaulter?”

He responded with “No, I’m German, but how did you know my name was Walter?”