SO not only is your mom hot, she's really fit

 

I won't say a word.

 

Nothing ewwwww about that.

 

she aint look that old.

 

Remember that she is where you get your looks from and someday there could be a young lady looking at you and saying (ewwwww).
She can’t be that old.

 

Oh **** that’s old.

 

age aint nothing but a number

 

A Limbo dancer walks into a bar, he's dis-qualified

 

My mommy is old too

 

are you being salty because you got your attention directed to your mommy?

 

Your mom is smokin hot

You should be proud

 

 

So green hair is a recessive gene?

 

Everyone's does. I think its from the embalming fluid.

 

Limbo rules require you to walk UNDER the bar.

Good joke. Similar to the one about the cannibal that ran into the jungle and threw up his arms?

 

I mean im a happy guy regardless



lol he walked INTO the BAR.

 

Not to be a bizzaro prof Kenilworth but they are both funny because the punchline sneaks by the listener/reader and they have to go back to get it. The need to go back is what's funny. Nothing funny about walking or throwing up.

 

Three ladies were chatting in the waiting room at the obstetrician's office, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

The brunette remarked, "I'm having a boy because I'm always on top when we make love and all the books say if the woman is on top you'll have a boy".

The redhead responded, "Well, I'm definitely having a girl because my husband is always on top and that's what the books say".

At this point, the blonde began to cry.

Both women quickly asked what was wrong.

"I'm having PUPPIES", the blonde cried.

 

a fellow once tried to enlist the military .. the examiner told him " take off your shoes " . the fellow did .. the examiner noticed the fellows toes were badly miss shappened and krinkled up .. the examiner told the fellow " we cant accept you with toes like that " .. the fellow say`s " when i was little i had tolio and it caused my toes to curl up .. the examiner said " dont you mean polio ? " . no said the fellow .. it was tolio . you cant refuse me because of a birth defect .. the examiner then said " drop your pants " .. and when the fellow did so it revealed a set of knees that were notty and knocked kneed .. the examiner said .. " we cant except you with knees like that " .. the fellow says " when i was little i had kneasles " .. the examiner said " dont you mean measles ?" .. no said the fellow .. it was kneasles .. you cant refuse me for that .. then the examiner said " drop your underwear " .. after a moment the examiner said " i suppose when you were little you also suffered from " small *** " ...