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Mustangs Coast to Coast
8/1/08, 06:07 PM
#701
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno.
I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life, I ain't got no
idea'r what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
number above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old
blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son
'Boy................ ..go git cha Momma..............
Credit to Spencer for sending mr this I thought I'd share.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno.
I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life, I ain't got no
idea'r what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
number above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old
blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son
'Boy................ ..go git cha Momma..............
Credit to Spencer for sending mr this I thought I'd share.
8/1/08, 06:10 PM
#702
Legacy TMS Member Pr
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno.
I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life, I ain't got no
idea'r what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
number above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old
blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son
'Boy................ ..go git cha Momma..............
Credit to Spencer for sending mr this I thought I'd share.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno.
I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life, I ain't got no
idea'r what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
number above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old
blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son
'Boy................ ..go git cha Momma..............
Credit to Spencer for sending mr this I thought I'd share.
You guys! 
8/1/08, 06:13 PM
#703
Legacy TMS Member Pr
Super man is out flying above the ocean and he sees an island. As he's cruising over it, he spots wonder woman lying on the sand, butt naked, spread eagle position. He figures to himself that he could fly down there, ram her, and be out before she even knew what hit her. So he rips down, bang, bang, bang, and he's gone before she even has time to open here eyes.
Startled, wonder woman looks up and says, "what was that?!"
"I dunno" says invisible man, "but my butthole sure hurts!
This one's a classic lol
Startled, wonder woman looks up and says, "what was that?!"
"I dunno" says invisible man, "but my butthole sure hurts!
This one's a classic lol
8/1/08, 06:37 PM
#704
Legacy TMS Member Pr
How do you get 4 **** to sit on a barstool?
Flip it upside down...
Flip it upside down...
8/2/08, 08:36 AM
#706
Legacy TMS Member Pr
what does a blonde and a screen door have in common?
they both get looser the more you bang them.lol
they both get looser the more you bang them.lol
8/2/08, 08:38 AM
#707
Legacy TMS Member Pr
So there were 3 women stranded on an island 30 miles from civilization. A Redhead, Brunette, and a Blond. The redhead swims out about 5 miles and decides she can't make it and swims back. The Brunette goes 10 miles but can't make it and returns to the island. The blonde swims 20 miles figures shes too tired to continue on, then turns and swims back to the island.
8/2/08, 07:34 PM
#708
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I just ordered another sub while they are still on sale. Wait and see tomorrow they'll be buy one get one free. 
Won't be able to use it though until I order a bigger box, amp, cap, etc.
Won't be able to use it though until I order a bigger box, amp, cap, etc.
8/3/08, 06:32 AM
#709
The Legacy TMS Lady
Good morning! Got back from a week at the beach yesterday. Had a good time despite the chilly weather when we first got there. The ocean water was actually very cold for this late in the season. Apparently there was a shark that washed up on the beach while we were there but we didn't have the tv on much, so we didn't hear about it right away. My husband did catch a 3 ft black tip spinner shark while surf fishing though.
My dog was so happy to see us when we got home, we got a smile from her.
This house was on the street we were staying......it is gorgeous. It has a bridge and a nice outside cook center.
A few pics from the boardwalk
My dog was so happy to see us when we got home, we got a smile from her.
This house was on the street we were staying......it is gorgeous. It has a bridge and a nice outside cook center.
A few pics from the boardwalk
8/3/08, 07:10 AM
#710
The Legacy TMS Lady
Caught some skates and sand sharks
It's hard to see in this pic but everyday there were a few dolphins swimming up and down the shorline. It was hard to get a pic of them out of the water.
Of course we had to have some steamed crabs while we were there.
A couple of pics going over the Chesapeake Bay Bridge.
It's hard to see in this pic but everyday there were a few dolphins swimming up and down the shorline. It was hard to get a pic of them out of the water.
Of course we had to have some steamed crabs while we were there.
A couple of pics going over the Chesapeake Bay Bridge.
8/3/08, 03:41 PM
#714
Legacy TMS Member Pr
That house sure is something, Jill!
really nice pics!
Oh, and Arin, IRONMAN Rulz!
really nice pics!
Oh, and Arin, IRONMAN Rulz!
8/3/08, 04:12 PM
#715
The Legacy TMS Lady
I would have loved to see the inside of the house. I just kept staring at it when I was sitting out on our deck...oh well!
I forgot to say congrats on the engagement Eduardo! I agree that it's a smart move meet all of your goals before you rush into getting married. And I'm sorry to hear about your accident. I hope you get your car back soon! I was going crazy not driving mine for a week while we were on vacation.
I forgot to say congrats on the engagement Eduardo! I agree that it's a smart move meet all of your goals before you rush into getting married. And I'm sorry to hear about your accident. I hope you get your car back soon! I was going crazy not driving mine for a week while we were on vacation.
8/3/08, 04:22 PM
#716
Legacy TMS Member Pr
Thanks Jill! I really miss my five oh. 
8/3/08, 04:53 PM
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I couldn't stand not having Kaylee for a week, so I know its rough guys
that HHR was not able to satisfy my urges
And yes Eduardo, Iron Man ROCKS
Definitely my favorite of the superheros/comic book movies. the only person I can think of in the comic world thats cooler than Iron Man is Wolverine
I just went to see Iron Man for i think the 4th time last night for fun.
that HHR was not able to satisfy my urges
And yes Eduardo, Iron Man ROCKS
Definitely my favorite of the superheros/comic book movies. the only person I can think of in the comic world thats cooler than Iron Man is Wolverine
I just went to see Iron Man for i think the 4th time last night for fun.
8/3/08, 06:42 PM
#718
NTTAWWT
haha, I saw it for th 4th time last week, in Raleighwood, a dinner and a movie theather, supersweet
+10 on your best of the superhero movies comment
+10 on your best of the superhero movies comment
