Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.

Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.

It's better to be a has-been that a never-was.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' himdo it are two entirely different propositions.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.

You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.

And here in Texas if you hear the call "hey y'all watch this" it means that injury or death is imminent.

> Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
> Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock Cal. 40, and you are an
expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to murder me?
Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I
possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate
safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want
to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his
knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should
I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a
paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this
with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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> Republican's Answer:
>
> BANG!
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> Southern Republican's Answer:

> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! click...(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!!
> BANG! BANG BANG! BANG! BANG! click
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points? Son: Git-r-Done Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
> Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist