Really quiet in here. Have we even made a page in here today?

 

Gary's here! Let the party begin.






Praise the lord and pass the ammuntion!




Keep the big one between the ditches and the little one between the *****es.

 

What on earth are you talking about?

 

Keep the big one (your car) between the ditches (don't wreck when you're wasted), and keep the little one (that's your weiner) between the *****es (a crude reference to the ladies and their thighs).





Just think of it as a Fortune Cookie from the south.

 

I had a feeling it was something like that.

 

You can use it as your own if you like. I won't be offended.

 

hi people...

 

Where would I even use it? Just randomly like you did?

Hello Diana!

 

Do they say "fixin' to" in Minnesota.

Like,

"I'm fixin' to go to bed."

or,

"I'm fixin' to introduce my boot to your ***."


Just curious.

 

No one I know uses it.

 

hey nathan and gary and the lurkers

 

You have no idea the random southern colloquialisms that travel in and out of my Id.

 

I reckon not.


I betcha' I'd sound perdy funny to the likes of you.

 

How interesting....

I've heard it used before. Just never by someone I know personally.

 

Okkkkkaaaayyyyy



I'm just trying to strike up a conversation here. You ain't giving me nothing to work with Queequeg.

 

And you still haven't.

 

What's with using the unheard of big words? I have no idea what that last word means.

 

am i in an asylum?

 

Yeah you do college boy.


Queequeg. You know. The savage from Moby Dick.

 

How about tote? As in "pick up that box and tote it out to the garage fer me".

Or "poke". "Put all of that stuff in a paper poke so I can tote it easier".