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Old Dec 11, 2011 | 05:50 AM
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boys...you gotta learn you can't talk to a nun that way!

Don't you say a f'n word!

This is glue...strooong stuff!

-The Blues Brothers

though really you could say the entire movie. There's so many great lines in that film
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Old Dec 11, 2011 | 08:15 AM
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One of my favs! Loved it as a kid.

[the Fratellis are interrogating Chunk]
Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
Mama Fratelli: [tired of Chunk's stalling] Hit puree!

Goonies
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Old Dec 11, 2011 | 12:00 PM
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Ima go get the papers get the papers.

-Johnny two times
-goodfellas
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Old Dec 11, 2011 | 12:01 PM
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How do you feel?

I gotta peeeeeee

Forrest Gump
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Old Dec 13, 2011 | 08:44 PM
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I may have trouble remembering my name or what country I live in. But there's 2 things I can't seem to forget... The fact that MY OWN daughter threw me into a nursing home and that she ate Minnie's ****!- The Help (great movie!)

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Old Dec 13, 2011 | 11:06 PM
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since I saw a documentary on it earlier today, I'm just going to say: every line from Ferris Buellers Day Off
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Old Dec 13, 2011 | 11:47 PM
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Jeremy Grey: I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.

John Beckwith: Soft mattress?

Jeremy Grey: Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep.

Wedding Crashers
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Old Dec 17, 2011 | 07:06 AM
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ya want me to make you some sandwiches?
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Old Dec 17, 2011 | 07:22 PM
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Dr Frankenstein: Would you please tell me WHO'S brain you picked you picked up at the depository? ......Igor: Abbie someone.. ..... Dr Frankenstein: Uh-huh, Abbie someone ... Abbie WHO? ........... Igor: Abbie ...Normal, I think .. Yes that was it! ...... Abbie Normal! -Young Frankenstein
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Old Dec 17, 2011 | 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by red pony
Dr Frankenstein: Would you please tell me WHO'S brain you picked you picked up at the depository? ......Igor: Abbie someone.. ..... Dr Frankenstein: Uh-huh, Abbie someone ... Abbie WHO? ........... Igor: Abbie ...Normal, I think .. Yes that was it! ...... Abbie Normal! -Young Frankenstein
Love that movie, one of the best of all time.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What knockers.
Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.


Inga: Hallo. Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay?
Inga: It's fun.
Inga: Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.
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Old Dec 18, 2011 | 06:50 AM
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Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: No St!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister.
bad santa
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Old Dec 18, 2011 | 12:33 PM
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Bounty hunter #1: You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter #1: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: ''Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.''


The Outlaw Josey Wales

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Old Dec 18, 2011 | 01:23 PM
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You know, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
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Old Dec 18, 2011 | 05:42 PM
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"There's no way, NO way that you came from MY loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

Buford T. Justice - Smokey and the Bandit
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Old Dec 18, 2011 | 05:56 PM
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"Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio."
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Old Dec 18, 2011 | 07:03 PM
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"How come mommy doesn't wear a bikini anymore?"
"Is it because of her fat ***?"
"yeah..I guess....WHAT NO?!??!"

Hall Pass
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Old Dec 19, 2011 | 07:42 PM
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YES! Smokey and the Bandit! All of it!

"Dont go home, dont go to eat, and dont play with yourselves, it wouldnt look good on my highway"

"Gimmie a diablo sandwich and a dr pepper, make it fast, I'm in a god damned hurry!"

"My hat blew off!""I hope your head was in it!"

"Duck or you're gonna be talking outta your ***!"
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Old Dec 22, 2011 | 06:01 PM
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there's no crying in baseball...
You name the movie?
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Old Dec 22, 2011 | 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Glenn
there's no crying in baseball...
You name the movie?
League of Their Own (Tom Hanks)
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Old Dec 22, 2011 | 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs
League of Their Own (Tom Hanks)
so you just seen the commercial on tv too?
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