Make sure you use protection dude. She gets around. Oh yeah. Like a record.

 

Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.

 

Bobbi Flekman: You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?
Ian Faith: This is *1982*, Bobbi, c'mon!
Bobbi Flekman: That's *right*, it's 1982! Get out of the '60s. We don't have this mentality anymore.
Ian Faith: Well, you should have seen the cover they *wanted* to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me.

 

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.



Dazed and Confused

 

Not familiar with that one gary.

 

Roger and Ebert, you two LOL

 

We're not in Junior High any more. We're freshmen. We're in the big time now... where the girls will be puttin' out all the time.


Dazed and Confused

 

The movie? Dazed and Confused?


Or the quote about high school girls?

 

The best part about this job is all the barely legal **ssy coming in and out of here. And they all look up to me because I have a drivers license. It's awesome.

Clerks 2

 

J.D.: Well, ah... Let's take a look at some of the homosexual artifacts I dug up to plant at the scene. All right. Got an issue of "Stud Puppy."

Veronica Sawyer: Great!

J.D.: Candy dish. Joan Crawford postcard. Let's see, some mascara. All right. And here's the one perfecto thing I picked up. Mineral water.

Veronica Sawyer: Oh, come on, a lot of people drink mineral water, it's come a long way.

J.D.: Yeah, but this is Ohio. I mean, if you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.

Veronica Sawyer: Oh, you're so smart.

 

Just what do you think you are doing Dave?

HAL

2001: A Space Odyssey

 

Redrum Redrum Redrun


All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.


Heeere's Johnny!

 

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.


Taxi Driver

 

You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.

Raising Arizona

 

"Son, you got a panty on your head."


Raising Arizona

 

This is a tasty burger.

 

Marla: My God. I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school.

Fight Club

 

Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

Tyler Durden

Fight Club

 

And last but not least for the night...

"His name is Robert Paulson."

 

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a horrible c**t. Me.

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