"Life's a garden, dig it"
-AlsCobra A.K.A. Joe Dirt

 

That's Joe Deer-Tay!

 

Excuse me, your ***** are showing - Ace Ventura

 

It's bulky but I consider it carry on.

 

Yes!!! Love that movie

Bumblebee tuna?

 

*We* are the music makers... and *we* are the dreamers of dreams.

 

Being a huge Star Wars fan, I have many favorites from those movies, but this one is my favorite.......
" Learn to know the Dark Side of the Force and you will achieve a power greater than any Jedi."

 

Were on a mission from God.

 

Nah, he got the upside, I got the downside. See there's two sides to every Schwartz.

 

oh man, Spaceballs is a classic!

"S***! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!"

"Sir, don't you think we're taking this too literal?" "No, he said comb the desert, so we're combing it!"

 

You guys find anything over there?

 

We ain't found s***!

 

 

A wed wose. How womantic.

 

hahahaha! she's tiard....


"LePetomaine throughway?? What'll that @sshole think of next?...Anybody got a dime? Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a s***load of dimes!"

 

Well, it got so that every ****-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ***. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and I've been there ever since.

 

What you like to do for fun?
Play Chess...Screw
Lets play chess!

 

They said you was hung.

 

And they was right!

 

The way you's lollygaggin around with those picks and those shovels, you'd think it was a hundred an twenty degrees! Can't be more than a hundred and fourteen!