I love you, pumpkin.
I love you honey bunny.
Everybody be cool this is a robbery!
Any of you f#$%ing pr!cks move and i'll execute every last mother f#$%ing one of ya!

 

If you ain't first, you're last.

 

You thinking what I'm thinking partner?

Aim for the bushes.

The other guys

 

Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f-*bleep* you.

 

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.

 

With all due respect, I didn't realize you'd gotten experimental surgery to get your ***** removed.

 

Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!

 

I wake up in the morning and I **** excellence...

-rickybobby

 

Prepare for trouble
Make it double
Prepare for trouble
Make it double

Jessie: To protect the world from devastation.
James: To unite all peoples within our nation.
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth & love.
James: To extend our reach to the stars above.
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!

 

+1000 internets

 

Life is like a box of chocolates, ya never know what your gonna git.

 

George LeBay: Her name's Christine.
Arnie Cunningham: I like that.
Dennis Guilder: Come on Arnie, we gotta get goin', huh?
George LeBay: My ******* brother bought her back in September '57. That's when you got your new model year, in September. Brand-new, she was. She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world, 'cept maybe for %$%#&.

 

Snow blindness in cats scares the **** out of me!

 

If you're important, people will wait. -Be Cool

 

Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the ****." "What the ****" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.
Risky business

 

"I'm too serious? wanna hear a joke?

knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Go **** yourself."

 

"I've got a love-ly bunch of coconuts, deedly dee. There they are standing in the road...bum bum bum, big ones, small ones, SOME AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD!!"

 

This is from fresh prince of bel air, but It's worthy!!

For a long time, it gave me nightmares, having to witness an injustice like that. It shows you just how cruel this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him. "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids." Why couldn't they just give him some cereal?

-Carlton.

 

Maybe it was already posted but mine.

TORETTO!!! Swat came into my home. Disrespected my family. Cuz someone narced me out.

Dom; I NEVER NARCED ON NOBODY!!!

 

I love my mama very much. Now you know that.
I'm sorry. Mr. Coach Kline said i could.
I like Vicky and she likes me. And she showed me them boobies and I like them too.