ROBO COP ( Id buy that for a dollar).

Haha

 

Now, I can be a good guy, or I can be one real mean sum-*****

What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.

 

I just kicked the **** out of this kid and I feel really good about it.

 

I've got to pee.....

Well I believe this young man has to pee.

 

Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun.

 

Should i wear my shirt up or down? Up or down? Or possibly, tucked in?

 

Why are you so sweaty?

I was watching cops.

 

Are you ****ing high?!?! It's shark week!

 

Last time I heard that I was laughing so hard I fell off my dinosaur!

 

Not funny Haha, Funny queer.

 

Did we just get here on a cheetah?

 

[while flying in a helicopter with Air Cavalry soldiers]
Chef: Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?
Soldier: So we don't get our ***** blown off.

 

Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?

Lance: What?

Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
[kneels]

Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like
[sniffing, pondering]
Kilgore: victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
[suddenly walks off]

 

Kurtz: I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin?

Willard: I'm a soldier.

Kurtz: You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

 

Just give me the board back, Lance. It's a good board and I like it. I will neither hurt nor harm you.

 

Uh oh, sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas carol!

 

“Yeah, I’ve got a pool, got a pool and a pond, pond would be good for you.”
Caddy Shack

 

I'm sure she greets him at the door, beaver first! -

 

"I have Nipples, Grag. Can you milk me ?" " Meet the Parents"

 

Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his .... for drugs
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