FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTES
"You-hoo sh*beep*heads, I just found this bag of fireworks. lets go out back and light them off.
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-Rico, from Hot Rod
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-Rico, from Hot Rod
Calgon Take Me Away!
Joined: April 1, 2011
Posts: 11,005
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From: Florida
Susan: It's because it's what you love, Ricky. It is who you were born to be. And here you sit, thinking. Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver. He is a doer. And that's what you need to do. You don't need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab a hold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra! And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years. And it is good. And you use it. And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky. You WIN! And you don't win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?
A Man Just Needs Some....
Joined: April 9, 2011
Posts: 17,125
Likes: 34
From: Louisiana
My name is Reece Bobby and I am semi-professional race car driver and an amateur tattoo artist. And the first thing that you need to know is to not listen to people like your teacher here. See kids, your teacher wants you to go slow. But its the fast that get paid. And it's the fast that get layed.
I'd like to quote about 80% of Christmas Vacation in this thread.
Oh and last night...
"You thinkin what I'm thinkin? Aim for the bushes."
Oh and last night...
"You thinkin what I'm thinkin? Aim for the bushes."
Like Father...
I ♥ Sausage
I ♥ Sausage
Joined: April 4, 2007
Posts: 20,164
Likes: 643
From: Just outside the middle of nowhere
A Mercury is a good car and that's what I was driving that day. I've owned a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lots of different kinds of cars.
She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was a chicken stand; not the Colonel, mind you, but nevertheless a chicken stand, and I pulled the Mercury over and rolled down the window by electric power.
She was wearing a leather skirt and she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that. I like it a lot. It means a big bush. I like a big bush.
She said, "Are you dating?" I said, "yes," and she got in the car.
We pulled to a remote location, one that she and I both felt comfortable with and she said, "How much can you spend?" I said, "Whatever it takes to see that bush. I know it's a big one."
She said "twenty five dollars," which to a working man is not chicken feed. I produced the money and she put it in her shoe and pulled up her skirt.
There before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised *****.
Well, you can imagine how badly I wanted my twenty-five dollars back.
She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was a chicken stand; not the Colonel, mind you, but nevertheless a chicken stand, and I pulled the Mercury over and rolled down the window by electric power.
She was wearing a leather skirt and she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that. I like it a lot. It means a big bush. I like a big bush.
She said, "Are you dating?" I said, "yes," and she got in the car.
We pulled to a remote location, one that she and I both felt comfortable with and she said, "How much can you spend?" I said, "Whatever it takes to see that bush. I know it's a big one."
She said "twenty five dollars," which to a working man is not chicken feed. I produced the money and she put it in her shoe and pulled up her skirt.
There before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised *****.
Well, you can imagine how badly I wanted my twenty-five dollars back.
Last edited by Rather B.Blown; Dec 2, 2011 at 12:28 PM.