Goldmouth -"Maybe I oughta eat yo' cornbread!"

Ray - "Mother****er, you can't have my cornbread. That's for **** sure. You try and take my cornbread, part 2 of my killin' spree gon' begin up in here on your ***. You thinking about my cornbread, better get the taste out your mouth. That's for **** sure.

 

whatchu puffin up for claude?

 

Why do they call him jangalang?
I don't know but I think you gonna find out before me.

Your hands are nice and supple. Like a lady.

 

Tell 'em Ray...

K-mart sucks.

 

I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I've ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours.

 

Yippee ki yay mother ****er!

 

Hakuna Matata. :P

 

I've seen monkey **** fights at the zoo that were more organized than this!

Pain heals, chicks dig scars...Glory, lasts forever!


I love to see a fat guy score...because first you get the fat guy spike, then you get the fat guy dance!

 

Sometimes you just gotta say, What the ****!

 

repost

 

Good enough to be said twice

 

No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb ****ING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU ****!

 

Seth: I'd just sit there hours on end drawing ****s. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a *****.
Evan: That's ****ed.
Seth: No ****. It's really ****ed up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing ****s to save my own life.

Had to.

 

"...and one time she met John Stamos on a plane and he told her she was pretty." - Mean Girls

 

Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of ****, man.

 

Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are ********.

 

Just when I thought you couldnt be any stupider...you go do something like this....and toally redeem yourself!

 

Oh yes, the past can hurt. But, you can either run from it or, learn from it."
- Rafiki, from The Lion King

 

Give me some of that booze you pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!

Tic tac, sir?

Get the hell out of here!

 

The truth is... I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart... and I never really got it back