I haven't watched that movie in forever. Used to love it as a kid with Geena Davis and Madonna.

 

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"
taxie driver

 

Nah. I'll just never forget that.

I use that line on my kids when they are crying over something. I just substitute what it is they are crying over instead
of saying baseball.

 

Another classic from my Favorite movie:

Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.

 

I reckon so.

 

****. ****. ****.
Mother mother ****.
Mother mother **** ****.
Mother **** mother ****.
Noise noise noise.
1 2
1 2 3 4
Noise, noise, noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'

15 bucks, little man, put that **** in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love, yeah.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.

 

So many good quotes in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, almost nothing you can post here, lol.

 

"I asked you guys to lay some track not dance around like a bunch of Kansas City *******"

Blazing Saddles

 

Sure you can. Just have to appease the nanny states.

"I don't like the sound of them apples, Will! What're we gonna do?!"
"Jackie?"
"Yeah?"
"It's hunting season."
*BLAM*
"Applesauce, b***h."

There, see? Easy peasy.

 

Oh, yeah Blazing Saddles!
"S'cuse me while I whip this out."
and
"I'm not a wabbit! I need some weeee..eeeest..."
and later...
"I'm tired. Tired of playing the game. Ain't it a crying shame? I'm. So. Tired... ******it, I'm exhausted."

 

THE WIZARD OF OZ, "TOTO, I'VE GOT A FEELING WE'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE"

 

lets highjack this thread at least for a few days and only post Christmas or new years realated posts??

Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.

 

Zuzu Bailey: Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
George Bailey: That's right, that's right.
George Bailey: Attaboy, Clarence.

 

You're not the real Santa. And you smell like beef and cheese.

 

Linus van Pelt: Did you turn in your report?
Charlie Brown: [aghast] Yes.
Linus van Pelt: What did the teacher say about it? What grade did you
get?
Charlie Brown: A D minus - the lowest grade without failing.
Linus van Pelt: Gee, Im sorry, Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown: The teacher said it looked like the sort of report
that was written after midnight on the last day of Christmas
vacation.
Linus van Pelt: What did you say?
Charlie Brown: What could I say? I congratulated her on her
remarkable insight.
Linus van Pelt: Did you see what our next assignment is?
Charlie Brown: [lightens up] No! What is it?
Linus van Pelt: To read "Crime and Punishment" by Dostoevsky.
[Charlie Brown faints off his desk]
Linus van Pelt: Happy new year, Charlie Brown.

 

Gangster Johnny on TV: Maybe Im off my hinges, but I believe you.
Thats why Im gonna let you go. Im gonna give you to the count of
three to get your lousy, lyin, low-down, four flushing carcass OUT
my door! 1... 2... [Fires Tommy gun, killing girl gangster] 3.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. [fires again] And a Happy New
Year. [Fires again]

 

merry christmas ****ter was full

 

one of the most quotable movies ever!

Merry Christmas you old building and loan!


This one's for Jill:
You'll shoot your eye out kid!

 

Scott Fargas. He had yellow eyes. Yellow eyes!

 

Eddie: You surprised to see us Clark?
Clark: If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised that I am right now.