I'm thirty years older than you are. I had my back broke once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you.

 

If you're lying, remember one thing. I could swallow each of you whole without choking. All I need do is butter your heads and pin your ears back

 

I'm next. My name's Homer Weems, Mr. Andersen. I hope I ain't rode all the rough off them.

 

Alright fellas heres how it works:
$1 to look at it
$2 to touch it
$3 to watch me touch it
$5 to touch it while im touching my toes
$6 to touch it while i touch your toes
$10 for a bj
$12 for an hj
$15 for a zj

What's a ZJ?

If you have to ask big man, you can't afford it.

I've got $4.

 

^das boot!

 

Sho'nuff: Am I the meanest?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: Am I the prettiest?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: Am I the baddest **** low down around this town?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: Well who am I?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: Who am I?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: I can't hear you...
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!

 

Now I am a master of the custodial arts.. Or a janitor if you wanna be a d**k about it.

 

Shogun of Harlem is funny as hell. So bizarre.

 

 

Little Bill Daggett: Look son, being a good shot, being quick with a pistol, that don't do no harm, but it don't mean much next to being cool-headed. A man who will keep his head and not get rattled under fire, like as not, he'll kill ya. It ain't so easy to shoot a man anyhow, especially if the son-of-a-***** is shootin' back at you

 

Little Bill Daggett: I don't deserve this... to die like this. I was building a house.
Will Munny: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
[aims gun]
Little Bill Daggett: I'll see you in hell, William Munny.
Will Munny: Yeah.
[fires]

 

Will Munny: All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sum***** takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his **** house down.

 

Will Munny: You better bury Ned right!... Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no ******... or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of *****es.

 

Shocks pegs LUCKY!

 

Nice Hooters!

 

from what movie????????????????????????????

 

ima good driver. Dad lets me drive in the driveway.

 

400 oak street!

 

Got it a little wrong.....
Nice set of Hooters you got there.

 

Sonny: Julian, what do you want?
Julian: Thirty packets of ketchup.