Just when I thought you couldn't be any dumber and you go out and do something like this and totally Redeem yourself!

By the way, it says ***** on your face.

I don't even own A gun let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?

 

"If you pull another ****head stunt like that again, the only thing that'll beat you to the brig is the headlights on the ambulance you'll be riding in."

--Clint Eastwood as Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway - Heartbreak Ridge (1986)

 

I don't know, Lloyd, the French are ********.

If she were a president, she'd be Babraham Lincoln.

If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor he'd be pralines and ****.

 

"You went full retard, man. Never go full retard."
-tropic thunder

""the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist"
-spawn (i think)

 

^Usual Suspects

 

But Lloyd, Petey didn't have a head.

 

When a monkey nibbles on a ***** its funny in any language.

would a cupcake kill ya mom

 

Life is hard, its harder when you're stupid. - John Wayne - Chisum
We're gonna need a bigger boat - Roy Scheider - Sheriff Brody in Jaws
I should have sold you when I had the chance - Tom Selleck - High Road to China
Full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, we're wearing sunglasses and its dark out - hit it. The Blues Brothers

 

Dying ain't much of a living boy.



Josey Wales

 

come with me if you want to live.

 

NO NOO NOOOOOOOO Darth Vader Return of the Jedi (Blu Ray)

 

Add a favorite of mine to the to lazy to type crowd - John Milton - Devil's Advocate;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8KTFQ23CWY

 

I'm an agent of chaos.
This town needs a better class of criminal.
Do I look like the type of guy who has a plan?

The Joker.

 

Sir, are you classified as human?
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Fifth Element.

 

Klatu barada nikto

The Day The Earth Stood Still (original verion, 1951)

 

Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need *you*. I don't need anything. Except this.
[picks up an ashtray]
And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.
[walking outside]
The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair.
[outside now] And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[****head growls at him]
I don't need my dog.

 

This was on SNL but still very funny to me...

Sean Connery: I pose a conundrum to you. A riddle, if you will.
Alex Trebek: I don't want to hear it.
Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but you're mother's a *****.

 

"That's what it said in the yearbook, Jim." - Ned Braden, Slapshot

"They brought their f***** toys with'em!" - Reggie Dunlop (Paul Newman) - Slapshot

Actually . . . just about the entire Slapshot movie is quotable as well as Gran Torino.

 

I just got robbed by a lil old lady on a motorized cart!

I spent it in Alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines!! Did you shoot any? Heck yes I did! They were trying to attack my cousin. What the heck would YOU do in a situation like that!

 

Alex Trebek: mr Connery please choose a category.
Sean Connery: I'll take **** bum cover for 400.
Alex Trebek: no no that's an album cover

Lol the Sean Connery episodes are classic