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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 06:18 PM
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I would have to say assphincter says what.
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 06:18 PM
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What?
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 06:18 PM
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Exactly
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 06:20 PM
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Aaaaaaaaalllllllllllrrrighty than!!!
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 06:23 PM
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I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 06:26 PM
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Hey, where da white women at?
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 06:38 PM
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hey boys! Lookie what I got me here!
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 06:44 PM
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LePetomaine Thruway. Now what'll that ******* think of next? Does anybody got a dime? Somebody has to go back and get a ****load of dimes.
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by AlsCobra
I would have to say assphincter says what.
Yes!!!
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 06:45 PM
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Garth, that was a haiku.
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 06:47 PM
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You've gone mental!
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 06:55 PM
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I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ***-kickers, ****-kickers, and Methodists!

Gotta love Mel Brooks!
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 06:58 PM
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A gun rack? I don't own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?!
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 07:02 PM
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What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 07:06 PM
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"Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 07:07 PM
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How much money you got left?
8 bucks I reckon.
8 bucks you reckon?
It's better than a poke in the eye.
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by 11SHELBYGT500
"Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
I always thought that was just some cool **** to say before I kill a man.
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 07:51 PM
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LePetomaine Thruway. Now what'll that ******* think of next? Does anybody got a dime? Somebody has to go back and get a ****load of dimes.
one of my favorite lines of all time!

Originally Posted by Boss 1409
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ***-kickers, ****-kickers, and Methodists!

Gotta love Mel Brooks!
awesome!
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 08:23 PM
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“What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole………… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing. How ’bout we get you in your p.j.’s and we hit the hay.”
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 08:59 PM
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Don't you know your left flank from your right flank?
I'm sorry, sir, I flunked flank.
You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!
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