You're killing me, Smalls!

 

get outta here before I have a heart attach beating the chit outta you

 

"What ain't no country I ever heard of, they speak English in what!?"

 

Shut that **** up before I ****start her head!

 

Typo. I knew it! Lol

 

But Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!

 

Love it!

 

"I'm cool with females workin on my engine. I prefer it, actually." - Sam Witwicki, Transformers

 

Hi, I'm Justice.

Hi, and I'm so ****ing yours.

 

What's twisting this *****es tit?

Lmao

 

with enough beers, you could have a Crying Game Moment

 

"fill your hands you son of a b***h"- rooster cogburn,True Grit

 

" i tried being reasonable, i didnt like it"- Clint Eastwood

 

Lennie: You said I was your cousin!
George: That was a lie. If I was a relative of yours, I'd shoot myself

George: Go to sleep, Lennie.
Lennie: George?
George: Go to sleep, Lennie!
Lennie: I am sleepin', George

 

Of Mice and Men

 

yep it was on today.


I thought I saw your light was on George

 

You know, Bob. It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.

 

I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

 

Love that movie!

 

The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.

The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing **** they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell... and those bars slam home... that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it.



Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of **** and came out clean on the other side