Midwest TMS'ers General Communication Thread
4/11/08, 07:34 AM
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HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers ! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women..
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers ! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women..
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
4/11/08, 07:41 AM
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HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers ! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women..
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers ! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women..
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
There hasn't been any real action in the White House since he left...
4/11/08, 10:47 AM
#3564
Legacy TMS Member
Well I finally got my chance to be on T.V.
Im sure a few of you have heard about Channel 7's (ABC) Roz Varon, and her, "I love my car" segment she has on the morning news.
Hi John,
We'll be using your car picture Wednesday April 16th at 6:10 am during
the I Love segment of our show. Could you please send me your mailing
address? Everyone whose car is featured on the show is sent Channel 7
gifts.
Thanks,
Roz
Gifts too!
Ill need to set the tivo to record it, as I am never up that early, lol.
Im sure a few of you have heard about Channel 7's (ABC) Roz Varon, and her, "I love my car" segment she has on the morning news.
Hi John,
We'll be using your car picture Wednesday April 16th at 6:10 am during
the I Love segment of our show. Could you please send me your mailing
address? Everyone whose car is featured on the show is sent Channel 7
gifts.
Thanks,
Roz
Gifts too!
Ill need to set the tivo to record it, as I am never up that early, lol.
4/11/08, 12:25 PM
#3567
Legacy TMS Member
Well I finally got my chance to be on T.V.
Im sure a few of you have heard about Channel 7's (ABC) Roz Varon, and her, "I love my car" segment she has on the morning news.
Hi John,
We'll be using your car picture Wednesday April 16th at 6:10 am during
the I Love segment of our show. Could you please send me your mailing
address? Everyone whose car is featured on the show is sent Channel 7
gifts.
Thanks,
Roz
Gifts too!
Ill need to set the tivo to record it, as I am never up that early, lol.
Im sure a few of you have heard about Channel 7's (ABC) Roz Varon, and her, "I love my car" segment she has on the morning news.
Hi John,
We'll be using your car picture Wednesday April 16th at 6:10 am during
the I Love segment of our show. Could you please send me your mailing
address? Everyone whose car is featured on the show is sent Channel 7
gifts.
Thanks,
Roz
Gifts too!
Ill need to set the tivo to record it, as I am never up that early, lol.
4/11/08, 01:39 PM
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Thread Starter
Nice!
4/11/08, 03:03 PM
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HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers ! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women..
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers ! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women..
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
I like the idea Chris. Wonder if there is any way to get this in place by the 26th of this month. Heading to Florida. Would make for an interesting flight for sure.
Well I finally got my chance to be on T.V.
Im sure a few of you have heard about Channel 7's (ABC) Roz Varon, and her, "I love my car" segment she has on the morning news.
Hi John,
We'll be using your car picture Wednesday April 16th at 6:10 am during
the I Love segment of our show. Could you please send me your mailing
address? Everyone whose car is featured on the show is sent Channel 7
gifts.
Thanks,
Roz
Gifts too!
Ill need to set the tivo to record it, as I am never up that early, lol.
Im sure a few of you have heard about Channel 7's (ABC) Roz Varon, and her, "I love my car" segment she has on the morning news.
Hi John,
We'll be using your car picture Wednesday April 16th at 6:10 am during
the I Love segment of our show. Could you please send me your mailing
address? Everyone whose car is featured on the show is sent Channel 7
gifts.
Thanks,
Roz
Gifts too!
Ill need to set the tivo to record it, as I am never up that early, lol.
Hey John,
That's great. I like the idea of posting it on Youtube so we all can see it. Congrats.
I like them Justin. They look great. With that open design your next mod should be some drilled and slotted rotors to show them off.
I will surely try and make it. Probably won't dyno since I haven't done anything since being there is Feb. But it would be a good place for a short meet and greet.
For you guys that haven't ever been to one yet it is a great place to get a carbon monoxide fix.Scott
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4/11/08, 04:38 PM
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4/11/08, 04:44 PM
#3572
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Thanks, what are you wanting for them? I'd actually prefer the 'pasties' in case I change my mind. I've already made 1 big hole in my hood, don't need 2 more.
4/11/08, 04:45 PM
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Got a pleasant surprise tonight. Although the UPS tracking said my Magnaflow mufflers were not going to make it until Monday they showed up tonight. So this weekend (since the weather is poop) I will get the Maggies installed and put the Steeda wheels and Nitto's back on the car. Getting ready for summer!! I will post some before and after vid clips going from the GTA's to the Maggie's. I hope this will tone down my sound. Since the longtubes it sounds pretty raw in my opinion. Hey Larry...what yet doing this weekend? 
Also, Brenspeed needs to get there business cards and advertisements updated. This is old news. Do all of you know who the car in the pic is??
I will post some before and after vid clips going from the GTA's to the Maggie's. I hope this will tone down my sound. Since the longtubes it sounds pretty raw in my opinion. Hey Larry...what yet doing this weekend? Also, Brenspeed needs to get there business cards and advertisements updated. This is old news. Do all of you know who the car in the pic is??
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WTF???
4/11/08, 04:57 PM
#3577
Cobra Member
Scott,
Nice surprise
I've going to be working tomorrow early, relatives coming in in the afternoon & daughter's bridal shower tomorrow @ 4.
I was kinda looking for a reason to escape with the boy
Most likely work again Sunday.
Rough week, I'm on my 2nd rum & coke now
With my skinny frame, I'm toast by the 4th
Tom,
Thanks for update on the dyno day, gonna try to get to it. I'm curious what the delete plates netted me + changed my gas brand.
Nice surprise
I've going to be working tomorrow early, relatives coming in in the afternoon & daughter's bridal shower tomorrow @ 4.
I was kinda looking for a reason to escape with the boy
Most likely work again Sunday.
Rough week, I'm on my 2nd rum & coke now
With my skinny frame, I'm toast by the 4th
Tom,
Thanks for update on the dyno day, gonna try to get to it. I'm curious what the delete plates netted me + changed my gas brand.
4/11/08, 05:45 PM
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Scott,
Nice surprise
I've going to be working tomorrow early, relatives coming in in the afternoon & daughter's bridal shower tomorrow @ 4.
I was kinda looking for a reason to escape with the boy
Most likely work again Sunday.
Rough week, I'm on my 2nd rum & coke now
With my skinny frame, I'm toast by the 4th
Tom,
Thanks for update on the dyno day, gonna try to get to it. I'm curious what the delete plates netted me + changed my gas brand.
Nice surprise
I've going to be working tomorrow early, relatives coming in in the afternoon & daughter's bridal shower tomorrow @ 4.
I was kinda looking for a reason to escape with the boy
Most likely work again Sunday.
Rough week, I'm on my 2nd rum & coke now
With my skinny frame, I'm toast by the 4th
Tom,
Thanks for update on the dyno day, gonna try to get to it. I'm curious what the delete plates netted me + changed my gas brand.
Hey Larry...I know with the wedding $ are tight but maybe you can swing the Prothanes and we can installed them before the dyno day. Some say they are worth 5 X 5. That would get you over the 300/300 mark very easily.
Scott
4/11/08, 06:49 PM
#3579
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Thread Starter
[insert evil laugh]
Rum..... yummy!
Hope to see you at Brenspeed's next month.
4/11/08, 09:19 PM
#3580
I'm here....been kinda busy...out of town, and packing....my cable and internet were turned off this week, so I wont have it back at my house untill after the move....work will be my only TMS access for about a month.