Very nice it brings back memories when my Dad and I made one! He ended up taking a long lunch to help me finish it and then he promptly ran the drill through his hand!?! We won though so it all ended up good! I told my Dad that it was his blood that helped!!!

 

I'd have gladly switched places with you

 

Those were a blast. I miss scouting

 

Whose all eagle?? This guy is

 

Lol
yum!
Looks good

 

Whisky, what else?
You've got to learn how to hold your liquor. By the ears.

There's no moonshine in Ga. Its a myth.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Hell, I'd have switched places with either one of them, although I would have preferred to have been there with both.

 

I hated every minute of it.

 

Never would have guessed that

 

It was such a waste of time. They're were all like, "oh boy we get to play in the woods" and I was like "big deal". I grew up in the woods. Wasn't anything new to me. Buncha suburban nerds.

 

I quit the cub scouts in the third grade because we had to do this talent show or something and our stupid den mothers decided they wanted us boys to dress in tights and do a dance. The dance was to be onstage at the cafagymatorium in front of the whole school.

So I said **** this you crazy *****. And when the rest of the poor dumb bastards that didn't quit did their little on stage act I laughed and laughed and laughed my *** off. It was fun. I enjoyed it.

I think they are all sword swallowers now.

It was not a hate crime.

 

They kicked me out of the cub scouts because I "ate" all of the brownies.

 

Oh yeah an they also made them wear red sashes tied around their wastes.

I swear to God this is all true. When I look back on it those women were really ****ed up.

 

Although I figured you would have liked spending all that time with boys in the woods. You damned sure didn't show any propensity to hang out with the girls.

 

I took the 500 out for a drive today and while I was out my mind began to drift. I always keep a good distance between cars in front of me, but cars never seem to keep a safe distance behind me. They are always riding my ***. I started to wonder just how many of these 500's and other cars like it have been nailed in the ***?

I mean, there's not that many cars on the road that stop as quickly as these do. Folks in typical people movers like Accords and Camrys tend to follow way too closely and are usually talking on the phone. How many of those average cars with distracted drivers have slammed into the rear of a 500, ZL-1, Corvette, etc. when an emergency came up and the driver stood on the whoa pedal? Seriously. My car will haul down from 60 mph in about 100 feet, if a deer runs out and I stand on the binders and there's a Civic behind me with the driver on the phone riding my bumper do you think they can keep from hitting me in the ****? Probably not.

However, it will be insurance on the "sports" car that will go up for everyone because I was trying to avoid an accident.

**** needs to change, start charging these f sticks in people movers on cell phones much more money. I don't want your money, I don't want to sue you, I've got money. I'd much rather have my car intact and in its original condition, without a Civic jammed up the **** of it.

 

^truth!

all the morons that don't pay attention scare the living hell out of me.

 

Mine almost wore a GMC 3500 one morning headed to work, because of a dumb *** kid talking on the phone.

 

This place has gone to poo. Nobody to talk to. I don't even like vodka but I had a few double shots of Ketel One a few minutes ago just for the hell of it. Nasty ****, don't know how the ol' lady drinks it. Where's Nathan when I need someone to pick on? Where's Charlie when I need someone to talk to?

 

I can't believe this place went down hill as fast as it did. I'm in a bad situation, I have to go to Walmart tomorrow and nobody is around to hang out with me. Where's the sympathy?

 

Oh fark, I can't believe how fast this **** hole went down hill.

 

At the pub drinking chocolate stout. Man it was good. It was pretty potent so I had to stay there an extra couple of hours drinking water. Dang cops.
A buddy there got a DUI a few weeks back - only had one beer and only was .02 but they said he appeared impaired (has a heart condition so he appears nervous). Regardless that he'll get off, it'll cost him 3 or 4 thou.