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4/1/14, 05:57 PM

#126661

ford20

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Quote:

Originally Posted by phiggs54

He would look perfectly normal if it weren't for that ugly orange shirt

And if his haircut was at least somewhat symmetrical.

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4/1/14, 06:50 PM

#126662

kcoTiger

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Scothew

sadly I knew that was gonna be The case. But it's not at all

Frustrating; I really hate that for you. I know you were looking forward to the time away, if nothing else. If it helps, you won't be missing much as I won't be going either. The only reason to go now is some car's anniversary and Gary's "puerile, infantile, sophomoric, potty-mouth-obsessed" humor. The quote was my wife's opinion, not mine...though she did laugh when she said it.

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4/1/14, 07:05 PM

#126663

2k7gtcs

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kcoTiger

Gary's "puerile, infantile, sophomoric, potty-mouth-obsessed" humor. The quote was my wife's opinion, not mine...though she did laugh when she said it.

GIGITY! GIGITY!

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4/1/14, 07:09 PM

#126664

kcoTiger

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs

GIGITY! GIGITY!

I asked her if she had changed her mind about having you design her bathroom, and her answer was "He can have the humor and mouth of Red Foxx for all I care, I'm still having him design my master bath and kitchen."

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4/1/14, 08:11 PM

#126665

AlsCobra

A Man Just Needs Some....

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So baseball season has officially started. I'm getting way too old to throw batting practice to a team of 13yr olds. Or at least my shoulder is. Really hoping I can use this arm tomorrow but I still had a great time. Love coaching these kids.

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4/1/14, 08:17 PM

#126666

GrnT

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Notch

Yes, for $200 plus travel expenses.

You are a terrible person.

I'm taking after you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jerseygirl

I hope you get 12 feet of snow

You know he's not the only one living here.

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4/1/14, 08:18 PM

#126667

AlsCobra

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kcoTiger

The only reason to go now is some car's anniversary and Gary's "puerile, infantile, sophomoric, potty-mouth-obsessed" humor. The quote was my wife's opinion, not mine...though she did laugh when she said it.

When a man quits laughing at dick and fart jokes, it's not a sign of maturity. It's a sign that he pisses sitting down and there's a Camry in the driveway.

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4/1/14, 08:20 PM

#126668

kcoTiger

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlsCobra

When a man quits laughing at dick and fart jokes, it's not a sign of maturity. It's a sign that he pisses sitting down and there's a Camry in the driveway.

I told (and keep telling) her that maturity is relative. She usually makes some comment about relativity being an excuse to remain 13 mentally the rest of my life.

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4/1/14, 08:22 PM

#126669

Rather B.Blown

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I ♥ Sausage

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Hey Charlie, I happened to notice earlier that Mud was on Netflix now. I'll watch it in a day or two.

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4/1/14, 08:27 PM

#126670

AlsCobra

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kcoTiger

I told (and keep telling) her that maturity is relative. She usually makes some comment about relativity being an excuse to remain 13 mentally the rest of my life.

Wife sees a mature well behaved man.
Husband see douchebag who will not be ok once I get to know him.

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4/2/14, 05:22 AM

#126671

jerseygirl

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GrnT

You know he's not the only one living here.

Well I'm wishing the snow on him?

Good morning everyone

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4/2/14, 06:24 AM

#126672

08GTCandyApple

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Yesterday they told me I would have a bonus in my pay this week but didn't say how much...........the suspense is killin' me! I'm hoping we are getting a raise too, but they didn't mention that.

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4/2/14, 06:26 AM

#126673

jerseygirl

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 08GTCandyApple

Yesterday they told me I would have a bonus in my pay this week but didn't say how much...........the suspense is killin' me! I'm hoping we are getting a raise too, but they didn't mention that.

Yay!!! That's awesome news

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4/2/14, 06:52 AM

#126674

StangMahn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 08GTCandyApple

Yesterday they told me I would have a bonus in my pay this week but didn't say how much...........the suspense is killin' me! I'm hoping we are getting a raise too, but they didn't mention that.

I'm a bit anxious to see my tax season bonus. It won't be as much as it should be even at max value, but it might help me decide on a new car or not.

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4/2/14, 06:54 AM

#126675

jerseygirl

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My branch may not get its quarterly bonus because people will be closing their promotional money market accounts and that will remove about $7 million from the branch so yeah no bonus for me this quarter

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4/2/14, 07:08 AM

#126676

denlem

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jerseygirl

I bet management will still get their bonuses.

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4/2/14, 08:36 AM

#126677

phiggs54

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlsCobra

When a man quits laughing at dick and fart jokes, it's not a sign of maturity. It's a sign that he pisses sitting down and there's a Camry in the driveway.

Hey! There is a Camry in my driveway. And a Boss302. And a Raptor.
Actually the first 2 are in the garage

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4/2/14, 08:54 AM

#126678

AlsCobra

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Quote:

Originally Posted by phiggs54

Hey! There is a Camry in my driveway. And a Boss302. And a Raptor. Actually the first 2 are in the garage

But you also laugh at dick and fart jokes so it's a wash.

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4/2/14, 08:58 AM

#126679

jerseygirl

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Quote:

Originally Posted by denlem

I bet management will still get their bonuses.

Probably

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4/2/14, 09:49 AM

#126680

TymeSlayer

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Know a 6 year old with Bilateral Wilms Tumors who is going through Chemo and other ungodly cancer treatments but she can't get enough of fart jokes. Life's too short to keep your butt packed with hardened concrete. Laugh a little, Live a lot.

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