I learned that Walmart does NOT own Wallgreens

 

I learned today that apparently Harley Davidson doesn't care how they shipped the bike and will supply you with parts that are completely different at their will and claim that they are the correct parts or that the original parts have been discontinued on this 2003 model and replaced with a new part that looks NOTHING like the original!


This in turn forced me to learn to NEVER buy a Harley Davidson(fortunately this one is a customers).

 

Thanks for the heads up ! they'll get a bad rap for this watch.

 

I learned that Pumpkin Spice flavored Coffee-Mate tastes a lot better than I expected.

Which is slightly better than a jug of ***.

 

I learned The Bible, the world’s best-selling book, is also the world’s most shoplifted book.

 

stealing the good book .. is that a cry for help or what ?

 

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

After all, that kitchen table isn't going to keep itself from wobbling!

 

I learned that apparently zzcoop knows what *** tastes like... and can apparently get it in jugs.

/slightly disturbed by this new knowledge, truly... but I'll cope.

 

^

 

I learned something else about a Harley Davidson......for every legitimate fastener that you remove(bolt, screw, etc) you will have to remove at least 3 zip ties to get the part off completely.

 

I learned I don't want a Harley-Davidson.

I also learned that people will lie and try anything to get you to warranty your product beyond the stated warranty date.

 

Tastes like crack!

 

Crack is whack. *** tastes like crack. Therefore I learned *** is whack.

Wait... I think I've learned some sorta new new math.

/poor donkeys.

 

I learned that I have a brand-spanking new cavity!

 

Probably from drinking too much ***! Who knew *** caused cavities?

 

HAR!

Speaking of asses, I learned that eating sloppy joes for lunch wasn't exactly the most brilliant idea. I've been popping and squeaking around the office all afternoon. And every time I sit down, my chair is releasing it back into the room. Like it's farting back at me or something.

SMART MOVE MANWICH!!!

 

I learned that there is no relief to the pile of **** I am under at work.

 

I leanred that gary is having a REALLY bad day from all of his posts I've read today....Cheers Gary!

 

I learned Gary keeps banging his head.

 

I learned that it takes entirely too long to catch up reading everything on this forum if you don't check it every day