I learned that Jim Jones was way more seriously F'ed up than I thought!

 

I learned that it's not a good idea to use a jigsaw in the dark.

 

I learned that yes, it is possible to have never used Ebay before, but sign up, watch an item until the last minute, then snipe and win it outright. w00t.

/can you say 70% savings kids? I knew that you could.
//Not a Mustang part, but a PC800 Pacific Coast windscreen.
///Now to find the steering stem...

 

i learned i`ve still got what it takes

 

I learned that I no longer have what it takes

 

I learned Jazz fans and gun owners are among the most sexually active Americans......and The largest toy distributor in the world is McDonald’s

 

I learned that I need to buy a gun and start listening to jazz.

 

I learned that Glenn is is a gun owner and a Jazz fan

 

what he said

 

I learned that no matter what goes right, Murphy is right there to mess things up!

 

I learned that sitting around at work doing nothing isn't nearly as much fun when you can't work in the first place.

Stupid server.

 

I was always told that you should learn something new everyday. I learned a lot today. Maybe I can convince the boss that my brain has absorbed all it can and that I need to take the rest of the day off.

 

I just learned that my boss doesn't have a great sense of humour.

 

I learned that my brain is like a sponge. It absorbs everything. Problem is it is full and stuff is leaking out my ear...

 

My mind is like a Twinkie. It's full of all kinds of sweet, creamy knowledge, but none of it is any good for me.

 

They make a pill for that bro.

I learned that hitting inatimate objects are not good for bone structure. and that stress ***** work great as projectiles (office war)

 

I learned that by repeatedly removing and shaking an "empty" toner cartridge, you can apparently print forever!

 

I learned that by accidentally taking one of those pills while at work results in a completely different raise than one would have expected to receive while at the office but it at least provides you with an excellent place to hang your jacket.

 

Gives 'working stiff' a whole new meaning!

 

i`ve learned that a lot of you guys jump to conclusions .. even though they are the correct conclusions