I learned today that Alabama was the first state to make Christmas a legal holiday

 

I learned today that Alabama was the first state to make Christmas a legal holiday

 

I learned that I received a promotion today. The new position is a higher paygrade than my previous position, yet I still won't be receiving a raise. At least I now have a fancy title:
Technology Solutions Architect.

I figure they need to pay me more before I start providing any solutions

 

I also learned that this guy is one LUCKY SOB!!!!!

http://jalopnik.com/5104296/how-to-a...die-at-a-rally

 

I learned that Irony and Murphy must be related and have a sense of humor.
http://jalopnik.com/5103219/biker-busted-for-speeding-tries-to-fight-the-law-and-guess-who-won

 

I learned today that you can order a $1200 fuel tank from Harley Davidson for a specific anniversary model with special emblems and paint that only came out ONE year and the new tank you recieve will be DIFFERENT than the one you removed in a way that won't allow you to just simply replace it without having to call Harley...have the parts manager figure out what is going on and hope like hell you can get some kind of fitting(because it's not something you will find ANYWHERE else) to be able to put this POS back together!

 

I learned that riding a camel in nothing like riding a horse...

 

I learned that we aren't even having a "holiday" party or luncheon this year

Dang economy

 

I also learned that it's best to keep the mods happy or they can make your life miserable here

 

I wonder why?

 

I also learned I may be slow, but I'm not stupid!

 

times 2 on that one. They canceled the dinner party tuesday. It was supose to be tonight. No company sponsered lunches this year either

 

I learned that the new McDonalds styrofoam large cups SUCK!!! The clerk didn't secure the lid and the cup flexed and dumped all over me as she handed it to me. Just spent the last 3 hours cleaning the car....after the change of clothes!

 

now thats worth a couple million

 

Ha I learned Paul could be a millionaire some day lol

 

I learned Paul's been having a rough couple of days.

 

now didn';t someone sue them for getting burnt on that issue once ? I would make them pay for the clean up as it was thier mistake on the lid in the first place !

 

Oh yah I learned how easy it was to shell out $1,200.00 for new P-235 Eagle F1 All-Season tires today.

 

"Suzie, I want you to go down to Java World and get me a cafe latte with a top. We're gonna run some tests on that top."

 

I was going to ask but.... nevermind