Seems like a reasonable topic of discussion, no?

For example, I was watching TV this morning, and I learned that apparently Cadillac somehow feels that the Escalade is "legendary." Wow… legendary? Really? The Escalade? No.

The Mustang is legendary. The GT40. The Corvette. There hasn't been a Cadillac I would consider legendary that didn't have tail fins at the back or bull horns at the front. The Escalade is no more legendary than my Escape.

Up yours, Cadillac.

So. What did you learn today?

 

Today I learned what the word "patience" really means when someone walks into your office and asks you if you can work a 16 hour shift on Wednesday.

 

I learned that I was right all along!

 

Interesting article but I think most people are missing the fact that phys-ed was just to get your *** out of a chair. I sit in front of a computer for at least 12 hours a day, and it is starting to show. When I was going to the gym some things I learned in phys-ed did come into play. Like, where to stand when you have a hot gym teacher.

 

I learned that adrenalin doesn't read The Onion very often.

 

Oh Snap! What I learned today was to read the **** www address when reading an article.

 

 

that's why i goto the gym at lunch sometimes... even if im only running a mile it gets my a-- off the chair

 

i learned to expect the unexpected ..

 

me too as a former emloyee has kept keys for some trucks and he was caught on a serurity camera at a hospital riffling though a van while the operator was in the hospital working. Poor bast rd he is is soo much dung and he doesn't know it as yet !

 

I lernt that this thread has a lot of po-ten-shell to be GREAT!!!! I ment that. I really do! I hope to add to this thread later.

 

I learned that How It's Made is one of the most boring shows ever. Yet I watch it every time!

 

I learned that the ex-wife's psychotherapist is still trying to bill my health insurance.

 

I learned that the 2nd amendment was meant for militias only

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

 

Is he Physco or what repeat billing,

 

I learned to never build a home for a lawyer, no matter how much you stand to make, it's never worth it.

 

don't you have like a Texan mob for stuff like that ?

 

Yes, but I think he is their lawyer.

 

I learned umm, Ya um.














To have a sense of humor.

 

I learned that two ten inch subs will fit in the back of my trunk!