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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 06:55 AM
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I just learned that I will never visit Wisconsin!
Smart move.. just Madison, the rest of the state isn't bad.
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by svopaul
I learned how to tell if a woman is really a man(which is of no use to me now since I am married but good info none the less).

Usually you would look for an Adams apple but apparently that is a fairly easy surgery to fix....so this works really quick...

Look at the hands....a man's index finger is longer than his ring finger....but a woman's index finger is shorter than her ring finger. This is never covered by surgery when men become women so if you meet that "special someone" at a bar or outing this holiday season and you don't want any "surprises" just look at the hand....if her index finger is longer than her ring finger....RUN AWAY!!!
Ah...nothing like the wisdom that comes from experience Paul. Thanks for sharing.
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs
Ah...nothing like the wisdom that comes from experience Paul. Thanks for sharing.
While not direct I do have some experience in that a friend of mine back in college was a walking hormone and hooked up with this "girl" named "Sarah" in Baltimore, MD at a bar he worked at....ended up back at her place.....afterwards she said "There is something I have to tell you"....Jim replied "Your married?".....she said "no".....Jim says "You have Aids?"....she said "My name used to be Jeff"....at this point it went over Jim's head and he said "So you had a name change....big deal"....she then said "No, I used to be a Man and I am going to be on a talk show next month about it".

At 2AM Jim calls his roommate Will(also a friend of mine) and tells him about the whole thing......by Noon the next day EVERYONE knew about this!!!! For years Jim would show up at a party and people would come up to him and say "YOUR THE DUDE THAT HOOKED UP WITH THAT TRANSEXUAL!!!"...he wouldn't even know these people.

I remember missing a class in college because the episode of Sally Jesse Raphael came on featuring "Sarah who used to be Jeff"....all in all she...it...he...whatever was on 3 episodes of that talk show...first talking about it....second crying and wanting to be a man again....and third introducing her fiance who knew all about it!

So if this helps anyone avoid this same scenario then I have done my part in a public service anouncement .

Oh and the names have not been changed to protect the guilty but Jim's last name was left out since this is the internet and he may be married to a bonafide woman who would probably be better off not hearing about his escapade
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by svopaul
Look at the hands....a man's index finger is longer than his ring finger....but a woman's index finger is shorter than her ring finger. This is never covered by surgery when men become women so if you meet that "special someone" at a bar or outing this holiday season and you don't want any "surprises" just look at the hand....if her index finger is longer than her ring finger....RUN AWAY!!!
I learned paul thinks i am a woman but i counter with, Well paul, i can assure you i am a man and my ring finger is longer then my index. So hopefully you havn't been judging by this alone, you may have hit on a man or two.


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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Knight
Well paul, i can assure you i am a man and my ring finger is longer then my index. So hopefully you havn't been judging by this alone, you may have hit on a man or two.



Not me.....But are you SURE you are a man?....your parents may have made some changes when you were born....
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Knight
Well paul, i can assure you i am a man and my ring finger is longer then my index. So hopefully you havn't been judging by this alone, you may have hit on a man or two.

x2 all my junk is real!! I just called my Mom she assured me I didn't have any work done. LOL
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by svopaul
Not me.....But are you SURE you are a man?....your parents may have made some changes when you were born....
I learned that dispite paul thinking i am a woman, I somehow i had a child with a woman.

Originally Posted by Glenn
x2 all my junk is real!! I just called my Mom she assured me I didn't have any work done. LOL
I learned Gleen has woman hands. junk is real. I didn't have to ask my mom. My wife has proven it to work correctly.

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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Knight
Well somehow i had a child with a woman.



junk is real. I didn't have to ask my mom. My wife has proven it to work correctly.

You could have been born as a Hermaphrodite


If not then the show I watched that delivered this information was wrong and I guess I really didn't learn anything
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 10:42 AM
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I learned i'm the opposite of the Jerry Sienfeld show the woman with man hands. I am a man with woman hands.

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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 10:45 AM
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good god what has this thread become...
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by future9er24
good god what has this thread become...
It's no different than what other threads become that have you involved
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by future9er24
good god what has this thread become...
sorry i'll update my posts to learning things.


I learned in this post that arin is a negative nancy.
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 10:59 AM
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Could be worse I guess
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Knight
sorry i'll update my posts to learning things.


I learned in this post that arin is a negative nancy.
I thought Paul was Nancy?
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by future9er24
I thought Paul was Nancy?
Arin...I was thinking of changing your C/T in the spirit of the Holiday but not now....
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 11:15 AM
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I learned arin doesn't have a new CT but his interests are still


Interests: Saying: "Thank you, come again"
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 11:29 AM
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I learned its never too early for a drink
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 11:34 AM
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I learned arin doesn't have a new CT but his interests are still


Interests: Saying: "Thank you, come again"

It's said that for MONTHS now....
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Old Dec 31, 2008 | 01:35 PM
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Good times.
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Old Jan 1, 2009 | 03:12 AM
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I learn't not to use the power outlet in the car for 1.5 ours when it is not running, that has a negitive effect of the battery.
"Happy-NewYear"
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