Midwest TMS'ers General Communication Thread
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Mach 1 Member
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Mach 1 Member
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#9531
Mach 1 Member
Yeah. That is the reason I quit playing the first modern warfare...they figured out how to get inside the map and could kill you when you walked by but you couldn't see them.
#9532
Legacy TMS Member
Whoa lol
A rather ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin
on his face, and orders a draft beer.
'What are you so happy about?', asks the Bartender.
'Well, I'll tell you,'
replies the ugly man. 'As you know, I live by the
railroad tracks. Well,
on my way home from the bar, last night, I
noticed a young woman tied to
the tracks, just like in the films. I, of
course, went and cut her free,
and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story
short, I scored big time! We made love all
night, all over the house. We
did everything: me on top, sometimes her on
top, every position imaginable!'
'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!', exclaimed the
Bartender. Was she pretty?'
'Don't know. Never found the head."
A rather ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin
on his face, and orders a draft beer.
'What are you so happy about?', asks the Bartender.
'Well, I'll tell you,'
replies the ugly man. 'As you know, I live by the
railroad tracks. Well,
on my way home from the bar, last night, I
noticed a young woman tied to
the tracks, just like in the films. I, of
course, went and cut her free,
and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story
short, I scored big time! We made love all
night, all over the house. We
did everything: me on top, sometimes her on
top, every position imaginable!'
'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!', exclaimed the
Bartender. Was she pretty?'
'Don't know. Never found the head."
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#9538
Mach 1 Member
#9539
Legacy TMS Member
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