Mother****er

I'll burn this ****house down

 

Don't go to the thread "what's for dinner" then Gary!!!

 

It works for me. I'm not a "gotta have the newest and best" when it comes to stuff like that, that's why I got the cheap one that would do what I needed decently. Hell, I had a Motorola flip phone until I got this one, lol. I just need something that will make a phone call (an actual phone call, what I thought a phone was for, apparently I was wrong). I really don't understand the need people have to have the next best phone that comes out every 2 months. Not that I care, but I just don't understand the way people kind of look down or put themselves up because of the specs of their phone.

It's a freakin' phone. I really don't get it. Maybe I don't get it because I couldn't care less about someone's phone specs. Or probably because I've basically become a hermit and I rarely leave the house and have nobody that I need to stay in constant contact with.

I was only away from my house for about 2 hours all week. Went to the grocery store and the likker store and got back as soon as I could. If I could have groceries and likker delivered like I do most stuff, I would hardly ever leave.

Only reason I broke down and got the smart phone was because my cousins, nephews, boys, etc. (young people I love) all do everything by text and I wanted to be able to text to them.

And I still don't know for sure how to do that.

And I wanted to have internet when I was traveling in a pinch for occasional things to look up.

Yeah, I'm pretty out of touch with modern technology

 

Happy Festivus!!!

 

I've got my pole up. Wanna see it?

 

The electronic companies rely on that false desire to "keep up with the Joneses" though they obviously don't call it that anymore. I used to get a new iPhone every year, but for a while, there were actual usable upgrades every year. Not anymore. Every "phone" manufacture is content pushing small spec bumps with slight design changes every year. It's a joke. Planned obsolescence will be the death of us.

And texting is just like posting here, just shorter messages.

Oh yeah, you can order booze from BevMo and/or groceries from various stores online...even Amazon. You're welcome.

 

Hi guys. I noticed my last post was May 13th, I thought it had been longer than that. I am still alive and now more retired. Mrs. Patrick has permanently banned me from Facebook for making posts that pissed off her libtard cousins in Californication so I need to come back here to socialize and **** off people. I spent mid-May through end of June working dusk to dawn in CO converting our garage to a bunk room/playroom/home theater/bar. It has a four tap kegerator, 1080p projector with 120" screen and subwoofers in the attic, pool table, and 2 triple bunkbeds for the 6 grandchildren (I cannot keep up with Gary in offspring) but at least my 2 children can. Anyway that is a long winded explanation for why I fell off of the forum. Nice to see that all of "old" regulars are still around and active. I still have the Boss even though I have been saying I was going to sell it for over one year. I have a lot of posts to read to catch up.

 

Hey dad

 

Hi sonny boy. Your Christmas present is in the mail. Same thing I give you every year.

 

Wow time flies! I banned myself from fb going on 5 years now, for those same idiots, that have only gotten worse and worse since then.

 

I feel for you that you have to live amongst the libtards. I only see them once or twice a year.

 

But there is such a thing as chili with beans in it: It's called chili with beans.

It's the troglodytes that think the beans are supposed to be part of the chili.

 

It's a Festivus for the rest of us!

On a somewhat related note, the Temple of the Jedi Order was recently denied admittance as a certified religion in the U.K. Either the force was not with them or the Sith are running Parliament. Maybe they can join in on the Festivus bandwagon....

 

Wondered where you'd been.

Never tried it. I'm pretty sure its a tool of the devil.

I find tinsel distracting.




Anyone seen the previews for The Mick with sweet Dee?

"Did you pull down his pants and laugh at his tiny *****?"

"Yeah, it was humongous!! I'm lucky he didn't beat me with it!"

 

I need better friends

 

I miss IAWSIP

 

You bimbo, I'm saying that chili doesn't include beans! They're separate from the chili. Just because some people eat chili with beans doesn't mean they're supposed to. No accounting for taste, especially once you get far enough north...

 

For the record we have a name for chili with beans

It's called ranch style beans and it ain't chili

 

I wasn't referring to you ****

I was referring to the Internet 'friends' here some I've met and some I haven't

 

You should see what is considered chili in the work cafeteria. Every time we get a new cook it changes, but it usually ends up with the weeks leftovers in it.