View Poll Results: Do you prefer us lobbing Potatoes or Grenades to take care of spammers?
Lob potatoes to just stun them
2
16.67%
Lob grenades and remove them from the TMS pool permanently
10
83.33%
Voters: 12. You may not vote on this poll
Mustangs Coast to Coast
11/4/13, 09:49 AM
sorry man, thanks for taking care of it all for me. just think of all of that computer work ive done over the years and realize its worth it
11/4/13, 10:18 AM
Service Manager
Yeah, I think that one good hit to my knee ate up a bunch of that...
...about ready to take a torch to that front guard
11/4/13, 11:28 AM
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Thanks, not like I don't hear it regularly anyway.....
Btw, your ears should be on fire about now....not just little fire, like spontaneous combustion fire that engulfs your whole office. That ****ing push bar makes it impossible to get to anything and there is nearly 2" of dirt that was MUD on top of the engine...spark plug holes are filled solid....
Btw, your ears should be on fire about now....not just little fire, like spontaneous combustion fire that engulfs your whole office. That ****ing push bar makes it impossible to get to anything and there is nearly 2" of dirt that was MUD on top of the engine...spark plug holes are filled solid....
That's gonna cost extra...
11/4/13, 11:31 AM
Paul hates me... I'm pretty sure of it
I got this pic a bit ago followed by "having to make a special tool to remove since the special tool won't remove"
Oh and plenty of swearing in regards to my front push bar/grill guard
I got this pic a bit ago followed by "having to make a special tool to remove since the special tool won't remove"
Oh and plenty of swearing in regards to my front push bar/grill guard
11/4/13, 01:53 PM
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11/4/13, 01:57 PM
11/4/13, 01:58 PM
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Friday night at the Pub was packed for open mic night plus a couple of parties going on. Lotsa beera flowin! 
So... I did my first comedy act about 10p after everyone was good and soused. Keep in mind my voice is messed up and sounds really hoarse and only half volume.
I said "The last few years I've had this dance with something called thymic carcinoma, and around Labor Day my voice went out. The Docs say maybe radiation fried a nerve, or chemo, or blah blah blah.
But I was down at Stanford a few weeks ago trying to get in a clinical trial and the Doc explained it. He said 'the larynx has two halves. One half the nerve goes straight from the brain to the larynx, the other half the nerve takes a long route from the brain down through the chest and back up. Either you had nerve damage or an enlarged lymph node is pressing against the nerve so one half isn't closing the gap' ".
I replied "you know Doc, I'm a simple man, live alone in the mountains with a herd of horses. So if I understand you right, basically I'm trying to fart with only half an a*****e." He said "pretty much". Gotta good laugh.
I said "But wait there's more... the Doc went on to say 'they can do a temporary fix that should last about 6 months. They inject collagen into one half...' I asked you mean the stuff some women use to get trout lips?
'He said, right. They inject the collagen so it closes the gap and improves your voice' ".
I replied "you know Doc, I'm a simple man, live alone in the mountains with a herd of horses. So if I understand you right, basically instead of being half a***d, the collagen will make me a complete a*****e again."
"The Doc said 'pretty much...' "
Gotta good laugh - must have been the beer!
So... I did my first comedy act about 10p after everyone was good and soused. Keep in mind my voice is messed up and sounds really hoarse and only half volume.
I said "The last few years I've had this dance with something called thymic carcinoma, and around Labor Day my voice went out. The Docs say maybe radiation fried a nerve, or chemo, or blah blah blah.
But I was down at Stanford a few weeks ago trying to get in a clinical trial and the Doc explained it. He said 'the larynx has two halves. One half the nerve goes straight from the brain to the larynx, the other half the nerve takes a long route from the brain down through the chest and back up. Either you had nerve damage or an enlarged lymph node is pressing against the nerve so one half isn't closing the gap' ".
I replied "you know Doc, I'm a simple man, live alone in the mountains with a herd of horses. So if I understand you right, basically I'm trying to fart with only half an a*****e." He said "pretty much". Gotta good laugh.
I said "But wait there's more... the Doc went on to say 'they can do a temporary fix that should last about 6 months. They inject collagen into one half...' I asked you mean the stuff some women use to get trout lips?
'He said, right. They inject the collagen so it closes the gap and improves your voice' ".
I replied "you know Doc, I'm a simple man, live alone in the mountains with a herd of horses. So if I understand you right, basically instead of being half a***d, the collagen will make me a complete a*****e again."
"The Doc said 'pretty much...' "
Gotta good laugh - must have been the beer!
Last edited by cdynaco; 11/4/13 at 01:59 PM.
you've found your niche!
11/4/13, 02:05 PM
Service Manager
Well it doesn't help your case that you gave me the wrong fuel filter
11/4/13, 02:06 PM
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11/4/13, 02:13 PM
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And check out this freakin' genius. Just had to be from Ga.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1505385
Video captures moment Georgia man lit his wife on fire while playing with a lighter at gas station: police
And check out this freakin' genius. Just had to be from Ga.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1505385
Video captures moment Georgia man lit his wife on fire while playing with a lighter at gas station: police
11/4/13, 02:20 PM
Service Manager
Scothew....better have someone get you a lottery ticket.....because the part that some goober F'd up on your fuel line is not available and cannot be bought unless you sourced the ENTIRE line.....BUT...."I" had one in my stash
11/4/13, 02:36 PM
idiots at parts store. 
I owe you a brisket or three!
11/4/13, 02:38 PM
Wait so based off of that post, that tells me either you gave up and just said screw it you only need 5 cylinders or you got all of the plugs done.
11/4/13, 02:39 PM
11/4/13, 02:47 PM
Service Manager
11/4/13, 03:03 PM
Service Manager
Yeah, I need to engrave "Scothew" on the new special tool....
We still ended up having to use the special tool but the new special tool had to be used before we could use the original special tool....so that was double the special tool. Jason also shed blood on this one....
There is the regular labor or a discount for cash so just let me know which I need to use
11/4/13, 03:23 PM
Yeah, I need to engrave "Scothew" on the new special tool....
We still ended up having to use the special tool but the new special tool had to be used before we could use the original special tool....so that was double the special tool. Jason also shed blood on this one....
There is the regular labor or a discount for cash so just let me know which I need to use
We still ended up having to use the special tool but the new special tool had to be used before we could use the original special tool....so that was double the special tool. Jason also shed blood on this one....
There is the regular labor or a discount for cash so just let me know which I need to use