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Old 12/31/13, 07:40 PM
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I think I've asked this before, but what's Conecuh?
It's Canadian for ****
Old 12/31/13, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs

It's Canadian for ****
Old 12/31/13, 08:19 PM
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A friend of mine had twins today. As an accountant I say, right on! None of the expense for the year, all the tax benefit!
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Originally Posted by StangMahn
A friend of mine had twins today. As an accountant I say, right on! None of the expense for the year, all the tax benefit!

Great timing!
Old 12/31/13, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by cdynaco

Great timing!
It was a c section. I don't think they planned it that way, but I might.
Old 12/31/13, 08:32 PM
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Congrats to your friend David!

Children are such a blessing ....or a curse lol
Old 12/31/13, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by StangMahn
It was a c section. I don't think they planned it that way, but I might.
That's sucks

6 weeks of no sex
Old 12/31/13, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs

That's sucks

6 weeks of no sex
Blasphemy
Old 12/31/13, 08:56 PM
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Our last three were c section


I told the doctor he might as well put a zipper in instead of stitches
Old 12/31/13, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs
Our last three were c section

I told the doctor he might as well put a zipper in instead of stitches
omg hahahahaha
Old 12/31/13, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs
Our last three were c section


I told the doctor he might as well put a zipper in instead of stitches

Mine was natural, I told him to put a couple extra stitches in to help me out.
Old 12/31/13, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs
Our last three were c section I told the doctor he might as well put a zipper in instead of stitches
I was a c section...
Old 12/31/13, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
Mine was natural, I told him to put a couple extra stitches in to help me out.
**** you beat me to it!!!
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
Mine was natural, I told him to put a couple extra stitches in to help me out.

Wife is probably gonna get a hysterectomy for medical reasons

I'm gonna slip the doc a c-note to throw some stitches in down there
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown

Mine was natural, I told him to put a couple extra stitches in to help me out.
Originally Posted by Mustang Freak
**** you beat me to it!!!
I don't get it
Old 12/31/13, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by jerseygirl
I don't get it
Makes the hole smaller (tighter)
Old 12/31/13, 09:17 PM
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Oh Jesus .....
Old 12/31/13, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by jerseygirl
Oh Jesus .....
They usually do an episiotomy and that requires stitches. You don't really want to have a baby without one because it will literally rip your hoohoo to your *******.

So they have to stitch up that little cut they make afterward.

Or at least that's what I understand.

Once you see a baby head coming out of your wife's vagina, it kind of makes your ***** seem a little small lol
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs
Makes the hole smaller (tighter)
now, now, what would your wife say about that?
Old 12/31/13, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs

They usually do an episiotomy and that requires stitches. You don't really want to have a baby without one because it will literally rip your hoohoo to your *******.

So they have to stitch up that little cut they make afterward.

Or at least that's what I understand.

Once you see a baby head coming out of your wife's vagina, it kind of makes your ***** seem a little small lol
Lord Jesus I am forever scarred because of this post blehhhhhhh


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