2k7gtcs

San Antonio must have an abnormally high ratio of Persians with small penises because I've seen 4 Maseratis in the last 5 minutes.

kcoTiger

You're in Dominion territory. They're like VW Beetles around that area. I'd be surprised if you didn't see a Bentley or two, and there's usually a six-figure truck or two at the Bass Pro Shop in the Rim.

2k7gtcs

I'm just a country boy

To me a six figure truck is a Peterbilt

kcoTiger

Nobody with a frickin' Raptor is allowed to call themselves a country boy.

AlsCobra

Y'all ain't country anyways. Y'all are Western.

2k7gtcs

Not Western


Texan

Evil_Capri

I guessed that was going to be stated!

Rather B.Blown

Nope, you should know that by now. You've been here long enough.





Fixed.





I was really looking forward to getting into the hot tub with a highball in the cold weather. Not so appealing now, 72 freakin' degrees outside and the hot tub is 104. Afraid I'll have a heat stroke in it.

phiggs54

WTH?! You drove all the way to the Crackerville Best Buy last year for a Lil Tots(?) car, and they sold it out from under you. This couldn't be much worse.

Mickstang

D'ja ever notice that the politically cracked, errr correct, ultra libtard left-wingers are fanatically supportive of free speech until someone says something they don't like?

cdynaco

Right. And then the newscasters - incl meagan kelly on fox - keep saying Phil's comments were "crude" as she pugs her beltway nose. Really? Saying vagina versus anus? I mean he didn't say pussies versus ******** right? And exactly what do you think homo's are doing you dumb *** blonde?

Rather B.Blown

Yeah, I've been bothered with that. The other day when it all first started coming out the mid day news casters (even on Fox) were commenting on it and I'll paraphrase here because I don't recall exactly, but its really close, that Phil Robertson made anti gay comments, homophobic comments that were so vile that we can't even repeat them on the air. Apparently the words anus and vagina are so vile that you can't air them, but Miley Cyrus can strip down almost naked and grind her vagina on men old enough to be her dad and that is perfectly fine. Can't say vagina, but you can grind your vagina on a dude that could be your father.

Strange world we live in.

2k7gtcs

I did see a black four door Tesla in the parking lot at the restaurant

That's a **** sexy looking car







Thankfully Apple and Best Buy were much more organized

Other than parking it was a breeze

2k7gtcs

I got this for Blaine today

It's gonna be awesome

Blue Notch

Awesome and very scary at the same time.

Rather B.Blown

Fark that, you need to buy him books and spend time reading and playing with him. That's what I did to create a couple of geniuses, literally a couple of true geniuses. It'll be expensive because you'll have to pay for private schools to handle them, but it'll be worth it in the long run.

2k7gtcs

There's more than one way to skin a cat brother

Rather B.Blown

I'm just giving you a hard time, I didn't mean anything ugly by it. Sorry if I offended you.

HOSS429

am i normally on at 1 am in the morn .. no .. am i up because iv`e got a wired on weed mother in my house ,, yes .. she has redecorated all my furniture and has been sweeping the bathroom for the past hour ...

Rather B.Blown

Brother, that's not weed, that is true signs of a meth freak. The
cleaning, the sweeping, the redecorating, etc. Trust me, I know. If shes smoking weed, its just trying to slow her down, or trying to get the speedball effect going.

If shes doing all of that, shes geeked up on the speed. Trust me, I've been there, done that. She's on the verge of stealing you blind so she can stay geeked out, you need to put an end to her ****, get her out of your house.

Straight talk brother, no bull sheet. Get her out, get her out now unless you want to be robbed blind.

And if you don't put her out, you better hope she isn't doing some shake and bake **** in bottles around the house. If she is and the law has been watching, they will condemn your house, seize it, level it with a bulldozer, and take the Mustang and all that stuff in the garage as evidence of drug activity.

Put her out now, or you might as well set the garage on fire and burn everything you have to the ground because it will all be gone if you keep those dope fiends around, Hoss 429 will be in an impound lot and will be auctioned off in a couple of months for about 1000 dollars.