I wonder what Gary considers a jiff?

 

 

 

Gotta go take a shower, don't you people be thinking about me in there. Weirdos.

 

 

Don't worry, I won't!

 

ewwwwwwwww peanut butter

 

Well, it's 2am here, and I'm drunk enough, so I'll go to bed. Later crew

 

Later Eduardo....

 

.....nvm

 

Morning peoples

Wow that's a nice deal. Now I just have to build/buy a box.

Would you have the subs open to each other inside the box or divide them??

Shes **** sexy

Don't forget to drill holes in the air cleaner housing too, you know...for the cold air effect and swooshing sound

Don't he already have that Canadian air??? Last time I looked at a map he lived in Canada.

awwwwwwwe, boogieman your so sweet.

Your still

 

Mornin' Jim

 

Evidently a jiff is the following morning.

I was busy and then fell asleep.

 

Morning ladies & gents.
Plans are to disassemble the Mazda. The bad news is that it'll need some new valves, since two or more may have bent due to the belt failure.

 

Here's to the woman with the bright red shoes
She'll tell you lies, she'll give you the booze
She's lost her cherry but that's no sin
She still has the box that the cherry came in

Why do men take showers?
Because its discusting to **** in the bath tub

Why did the blind woman fire her maid?
She left the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a man with no arms,no legs and a 12 inch ****?
Partially handicapped

What do you call a blonde standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath

What do you call a vegitarian with diarea?
A salad shooter

2 flys land on a piece of ****. The 1st fly lifts his leg and blasts a fart. The 2nd fly looks up and says "Do you mind? I'm trying to eat"

A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I want to buy that tv". The clerk says "sorry ma'am but we don't sell to blondes". She goes home, puts makup and a wig on and goes back to thesame spot. "I want to buy that tv". Again the clerk says "sorry but we don't sell to blondes". She says "how do you know I'm a blonde?" he says "because that's a microwave"

 

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

still a blonde LOL

 

So a woman comes home from work, and can't find her husband anywhere.

She finally finds him sitting alone in the basement, crying to himself.

She says, "OMG, what's wrong, honey???"

He replies, "you remember many years ago when I was 18 and you were 16 and I got you pregnant, your father told me I either had to marry you or I was going to jail?"

She says, "of course, sweetie, go on..."

He then says, "today's the day I would've gotten out of jail..."

 

morning peeps

and yes Jim my muffin is a sweet one

eduardo LMFAO

 

Man when you have engine failure you really have engine failure dont ya?? Hope everything gets better for you.

 

Good news and bad news. The good news, teh timing belt is fine! The bad news is that I'm not sure wtf is broken. I'm stuck between the crank sensor, the cam trigger or something else, since I have a crappy haynes manual, not all the info is accurate.