08GTCandyApple

Two interesting leads that came over for work this morning:

HIS WIFE CANT WORK ANYMORE
CAUSING ALOT OF DISTRESS. SHE HAS TO TAKE MORPHINE MAY HAVE TO BE ON ANTIBIOTIC FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE AND SHE HAS BEEN HAVING GRANDMA SIEZURES

-are they sure they weren't "grandpa" seizures, lol



NATURE OF MALPRACTICE CASE:
MALPRACTICE CASE -
RE-PENAL IMPLANT PROCEDURE THAT WENT WRONG.

ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AND PAIN.

Poor guy!

2k7gtcs

2k7gtcs

^an oldie but a goody

Mustang Freak

LMAO! I've never heard that song before Gary! I love the chorus in the background!

Rather B.Blown

A detachable ***** would be interesting. You could hand it to someone and tell them to go **** themselves.

2k7gtcs

This was our school song






Ok not really but it should have been our unofficial school song

Rather B.Blown

Whatever makes you happy, whatever you want, You're so ****ing special, I wish I was special, But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.

2k7gtcs

Dude

I was just about to post that song in the other thread

When I die it will be played at my funeral

No matter what

Any you bastards hear know me you make sure they ****ing play it

Rather B.Blown

I think its pretty ****ing cool that you and I that have never met, but have connected on the same level of stuff. Seinfeld, music, comedic stuff, etc. Pretty awesome that 2 people from halfway around the country, from completely different lives and both are really off the chart of what people would think of as normal, are so much alike. Crazy ****.

Both of us like real estate in general, both of us like houses built, both of us like land deals where people buy plots and want to build houses, etc.

2k7gtcs

It is some crazy **** Lee

I think there's a mix of a lot of things that make us so alike and yet not identical. I think being left handed and being southerners has something to do with it. Our parents and the way we were raised. As for the land I don't know where that comes from myself. Where as some would look at what I do as a tiny version of urban sprawl it's not like that. I'm trying to give everyone that little piece of what used to be the American dream. I love houses. I love making them for each family. I love making them unique for each family. I would hate to build the same house over and over again.

Anyway there much more to it than that but you do get it. It's just something inside. I love the land. I don't work it like a farmer I just appreciate it for what it is and what it can be.

2k7gtcs

Anyway

It is surreal and it is deeper than all of that

Much deeper than I can even think of at 2:17am full of antibiotics

2k7gtcs

I want this played too


I'm gonna want quite a few songs

I remember a few years ago when my brother was having me put together songs for my
Nephews funeral

Being young and stuff and loving baseball the main song my brother wanted for him was this


As I say there I started thinking what are they gonna play at mine. Better not be any of that ducking muzak ****. It doesn't have to be raunchy but there are some that are just gonna have to be played for people who knew me to say yeah that was him. And for those that didn't to say wow he was pretty ****ed up in the head.

Rather B.Blown

I'm not gonna get into that stuff about your nephew, I know all about that and it hurts my heart, I dont want to even talk about it. I know the pain, you know my pain, we've been through it, we need to get over it.

Can't believe you just posted 1979, that is one of the songs that really moves me. We must be a lot alike.

2k7gtcs

1979 is big with me. There's 4 or 5 songs and since my mid twenties I listen to it all the time. My kids know it. Just like they know Creep. They know that in the car it will probably get played and they know how to sing along to it. And I see them sing along and I smile because I feel like I've left them something that's a part of me for them to take. Whether it's a memory or an understanding. Someday they will hear it and will say that's my dads song and it brings back memories of good times.

2k7gtcs

Every life needs a soundtrack. So don't make yours suck.

2k7gtcs

My wife is much simpler. All about the kids. At some point in our twenties she decided the most important thing for her was to be a mother. To several kids. She wants to surround herself with kids. She works to make money to buy clothes and food and housing for her kids. She is the mother of all mothers. Every decision she makes is what is best for her kids. She doesn't do anything that would negatively effect that. No drugs, no excessive drinking, no gambling or vices, no adultery that I know of, go to church, do what's right when not everyone else is, no shortcuts. Live as an example. She's pretty amazing too. I'm just some shlub she found that apparently she knew had good enough genes to make cute kids. Even though I'm not particularly special in any way.

2k7gtcs

Who knew that I could make half of each one of these

Rather B.Blown

BTW Gary, All of us left handed people are really the ones that rule the world. Hate to say it, but we are also the ones that are usually the ones that are the most ****ed up.


But in the end, weirdo left handed people like me and Gary end up kicking *** and taking names. Hate to tell you but statistics show that left handed people tend to be smarter, more ambitious, more artistic, more successful, and are better sexual partners (okay, I made that last part up, lol, but its probably true as well, lol). If you want to get with someone that is funny, smart, has the opportunity to be successful, and is a great lover, hook up with a left handed guy.



Or just hook up with a guy that has money.


He'll probably be left handed.

2k7gtcs

Was in a meeting today going over some plans with a customer and after about 5 minutes the guy looks at his wife and says "I can tell already this is our builder, he's left handed. All the smartest people are left handed"

Turns out he was left handed too. Them my dad walks in the room and he's left handed. The guys wife was right handed. So we actually outnumbered righties 3-1 for once today.

None of my dads 12 grandkids were left handed though. I failed that part. But then again I rarely ever see a left handed female.

Rather B.Blown

My God, you lucky sonofa*****, what a beautiful group of kids you have. I'm so jealous of you and your wife and what you have. I'm truly envious of you.