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12/10/06, 04:37 PM
#5721
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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Or drink that corn liquor.
Today I only got called the freaking devil. A fun time was had by all
Well all but my sourass granny. I swear that woman has cloven hooves and a pointy tail!
For my mothers revenge- You all woulda been proud. She didn't think to wash her jeep before she met up with me.
I even had room to write eat me below a couple of em.
Today I only got called the freaking devil. A fun time was had by all
Well all but my sourass granny. I swear that woman has cloven hooves and a pointy tail!For my mothers revenge- You all woulda been proud. She didn't think to wash her jeep before she met up with me.
I even had room to write eat me below a couple of em.
12/10/06, 05:15 PM
#5722
Mach 1 Member
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Put a whistle in her exhaust. Thats always a sure winner.
http://www.zymetrical.com/product.as...FRRSUAodjlnukA
Or you could get this for yourself, sure you'd get a kick out of it.
http://www.zymetrical.com/product.asp?3=842
or...
http://www.zymetrical.com/product.asp?3=936
And when I said my wife took the keys I was saying she hid them, she is scared of 'Murray Mustang' and refuses to drive him. Shes quite happy with her Santa Fe.
http://www.zymetrical.com/product.as...FRRSUAodjlnukA
Or you could get this for yourself, sure you'd get a kick out of it.
http://www.zymetrical.com/product.asp?3=842
or...
http://www.zymetrical.com/product.asp?3=936
And when I said my wife took the keys I was saying she hid them, she is scared of 'Murray Mustang' and refuses to drive him. Shes quite happy with her Santa Fe.
12/11/06, 07:07 AM
#5727
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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Rant of the day:
Someone riddle me this:
Imagine: You have 4 daughters
Three of them have 1 child each-Your two favorite daughters and your middle daughter.Why only like your two favorite daughters kids and hate the third? Actually, go out of your way to hate the third? My Grandmother is filled with a giant ball of hate.
This is why I never got the whole sibling thing. I have two kids and I still don't get it, I love both my kids dearly. BUT every person I know who has multiple kids goes out of their way to show they have favorite grankids. I do not understand it. Can someone enlighten me?
This is the #2 reason I never even wanted brothers or sisters, and am quite glad I got my wish. (#1 is I don't wanna share my parents).
I intend to break the cycle someday in the far future when I have grandkids.
Someone riddle me this:
Imagine: You have 4 daughters
Three of them have 1 child each-Your two favorite daughters and your middle daughter.Why only like your two favorite daughters kids and hate the third? Actually, go out of your way to hate the third? My Grandmother is filled with a giant ball of hate.
This is why I never got the whole sibling thing. I have two kids and I still don't get it, I love both my kids dearly. BUT every person I know who has multiple kids goes out of their way to show they have favorite grankids. I do not understand it. Can someone enlighten me?
This is the #2 reason I never even wanted brothers or sisters, and am quite glad I got my wish. (#1 is I don't wanna share my parents).
I intend to break the cycle someday in the far future when I have grandkids.
12/11/06, 07:15 AM
#5728
Shelby GT500 Member
Join Date: October 9, 2006
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Rant of the day:
Someone riddle me this:
Imagine: You have 4 daughters
Three of them have 1 child each-Your two favorite daughters and your middle daughter.Why only like your two favorite daughters kids and hate the third? Actually, go out of your way to hate the third? My Grandmother is filled with a giant ball of hate.
This is why I never got the whole sibling thing. I have two kids and I still don't get it, I love both my kids dearly. BUT every person I know who has multiple kids goes out of their way to show they have favorite grankids. I do not understand it. Can someone enlighten me?
This is the #2 reason I never even wanted brothers or sisters, and am quite glad I got my wish. (#1 is I don't wanna share my parents).
I intend to break the cycle someday in the far future when I have grandkids.
Someone riddle me this:
Imagine: You have 4 daughters
Three of them have 1 child each-Your two favorite daughters and your middle daughter.Why only like your two favorite daughters kids and hate the third? Actually, go out of your way to hate the third? My Grandmother is filled with a giant ball of hate.
This is why I never got the whole sibling thing. I have two kids and I still don't get it, I love both my kids dearly. BUT every person I know who has multiple kids goes out of their way to show they have favorite grankids. I do not understand it. Can someone enlighten me?
This is the #2 reason I never even wanted brothers or sisters, and am quite glad I got my wish. (#1 is I don't wanna share my parents).
I intend to break the cycle someday in the far future when I have grandkids.
12/11/06, 07:19 AM
#5729
I'm people, and I like.
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12/11/06, 07:24 AM
#5730
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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I am not a huge Fast food fan, but everyone but Brian LOVES Captain D's seafood. PLUS they have fried pickles.
12/11/06, 08:18 AM
#5732
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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12/11/06, 02:11 PM
#5734
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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I don't know if you still can, but forever you could bring home fresh rootbeer by the gallon or half.
We also have sonic here, I think Sonic is dirty and gross- they are low rent like the walmart near my house.
Story of the day- and if I'm lying I am dying!
I hate sheriff-pigs because of the bullshiite ticket I got( I know, one pig doesn't spoil the whole bunch, but that jerk was FOS). Today I am headed out to pay the extortion(natural gas) bill. I see a sheriff stopped on the otherside of the intersection, and as I am thinking to myself- you donut eating bastard, the rear door flies open, His freaking prisoner escaped. So shes running across the gas station parking lot hands behind her justa getting it. HE tears out behind her, and by the time the light turned green, she had made it to the carwash I use and he was still pursuing her. I laughed my crack off, and am still having residual chuckles. I thought cop cars had unopenable rear doors!
12/11/06, 02:37 PM
#5735
Cobra Member
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You want comedy???
Here is a video of my son on Thanksgiving, after he has had way too much sugar.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...27086602998948
Here is a video of my son on Thanksgiving, after he has had way too much sugar.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...27086602998948
12/11/06, 02:52 PM
#5736
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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You want comedy???
Here is a video of my son on Thanksgiving, after he has had way too much sugar.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...27086602998948
Here is a video of my son on Thanksgiving, after he has had way too much sugar.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...27086602998948
Comedy is good. I need me some good stuff medication & Laughs these days dealing with all the mess going on around here!
