Or drink that corn liquor.

Today I only got called the freaking devil. A fun time was had by all Well all but my sourass granny. I swear that woman has cloven hooves and a pointy tail!

For my mothers revenge- You all woulda been proud. She didn't think to wash her jeep before she met up with me. I even had room to write eat me below a couple of em.

 

Put a whistle in her exhaust. Thats always a sure winner.

http://www.zymetrical.com/product.as...FRRSUAodjlnukA

Or you could get this for yourself, sure you'd get a kick out of it.

http://www.zymetrical.com/product.asp?3=842

or...

http://www.zymetrical.com/product.asp?3=936

And when I said my wife took the keys I was saying she hid them, she is scared of 'Murray Mustang' and refuses to drive him. Shes quite happy with her Santa Fe.

 

Arin, you love it.

 

I'm alowed to love it. I have sideburns. The rest of y'all?

STAY AWAY FROM MY CANDIES

 

teeheeheeheeheehee

 

Who said the thread was dead.

 

Rant of the day:

Someone riddle me this:
Imagine: You have 4 daughters
Three of them have 1 child each-Your two favorite daughters and your middle daughter.Why only like your two favorite daughters kids and hate the third? Actually, go out of your way to hate the third? My Grandmother is filled with a giant ball of hate.

This is why I never got the whole sibling thing. I have two kids and I still don't get it, I love both my kids dearly. BUT every person I know who has multiple kids goes out of their way to show they have favorite grankids. I do not understand it. Can someone enlighten me?
This is the #2 reason I never even wanted brothers or sisters, and am quite glad I got my wish. (#1 is I don't wanna share my parents).

I intend to break the cycle someday in the far future when I have grandkids.

 

you scare me! please take your meds!

 

bOO!
In-n-Out and Tommy's are the only fast food place I have eaten at in the past 6 months or so
Everything else pales in comparison

 

I had Mcdonalds the other night. It was just as I expected. We have Whataburger now, but I haven't been there. If I gotta eat fast food burgers, gimme wendys. A&W went downhill quick, they are gross and dirty now.

I am not a huge Fast food fan, but everyone but Brian LOVES Captain D's seafood. PLUS they have fried pickles.

 

Funny, the wife and I were talking about A&W root beer floats last night.

 

Now those I adore.

 

I love it how the root beer ends up freezing to the ice cream. And then after it starts to melt, the ice cream gets really mushy and chewy. I hate it when I do that.

 

Its so fricking good
I don't know if you still can, but forever you could bring home fresh rootbeer by the gallon or half.

We also have sonic here, I think Sonic is dirty and gross- they are low rent like the walmart near my house.

Story of the day- and if I'm lying I am dying!

I hate sheriff-pigs because of the bullshiite ticket I got( I know, one pig doesn't spoil the whole bunch, but that jerk was FOS). Today I am headed out to pay the extortion(natural gas) bill. I see a sheriff stopped on the otherside of the intersection, and as I am thinking to myself- you donut eating bastard, the rear door flies open, His freaking prisoner escaped. So shes running across the gas station parking lot hands behind her justa getting it. HE tears out behind her, and by the time the light turned green, she had made it to the carwash I use and he was still pursuing her. I laughed my crack off, and am still having residual chuckles. I thought cop cars had unopenable rear doors!

 

You want comedy???

Here is a video of my son on Thanksgiving, after he has had way too much sugar.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...27086602998948

 

Comedy is good. I need me some good stuff medication & Laughs these days dealing with all the mess going on around here!

 

Root Bear and Cream Soda are my favorites!!
I also love Italian sodas... I'll try any flavor

 

mmmmm

 

I used to love cream soda. Doesn't do much for me anymore.
Now Italian sodas, that's what I'm talking about.

 

I LOOOOOOVVVEEEE In-n-Out

but...

THERE ARE NONE IN RWC!!!