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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 03:04 PM
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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 03:23 PM
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Fantastic scene, Hopper's monologue is brilliant.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXjcf47y-zk

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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 03:52 PM
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Sir, are you classified as human?
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Fifth Element.
I love that movie. I can't help it.

"I am Very DisapPOINTED!!!" - Zorg

"Big Bada Boom." - Leeloo.

And this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuamS...eature=related
That screams "I can't hear you over the sound of how Confidently Awesome I think I am.", doesn't it?

Originally Posted by fdjizm
This was on SNL but still very funny to me...

Sean Connery: I pose a conundrum to you. A riddle, if you will.
Alex Trebek: I don't want to hear it.
Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but you're mother's a *****.
Originally Posted by Jrpalmer
Alex Trebek: mr Connery please choose a category.
Sean Connery: I'll take **** bum cover for 400.
Alex Trebek: no no that's an album cover

Lol the Sean Connery episodes are classic
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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 05:48 PM
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yippee ki yay mfer
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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Glenn
yippee ki yay mfer
Is that the correct spelling? LOL
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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by 11SHELBYGT500
Is that the correct spelling? LOL
I was going to put that disclaimer in but figured I was close enough lol
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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 07:39 PM
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"I always say, the way a man treats his car is how he treats himself."
Tarconi to Frank -Transporter 1
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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 08:35 PM
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Dirty Dancing

Penny: Oh, come on, ladies. God wouldn't have given you maracas if He didn't want you to shake 'em.

Baby: Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.
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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 08:54 PM
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That'll do, pig.
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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 09:14 PM
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My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more *** that all of you ******** put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconisence platoon.
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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 09:23 PM
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To do whatever you tell me to drill sergeant!
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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 09:37 PM
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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Ben: That's what I'm talking about. Where's the sexy, cool, fun, smart, beautiful Andie that I knew? The one that wanted to be a serious journalist? You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there, you're like a frickin' one woman circus.

Andie: You can't lose something you never had.
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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 09:40 PM
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You like apples??? BOOM!! How do you like them apples???
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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by lalayla
That'll do, pig.
That is the worse goodbye over ever heard.

I use this one all the time!!!
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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 09:43 PM
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What Happens in Vegas

Tipper: You know what? I can get a couple of my brother's loser a** friends to go over to Mason's apartment , knock on the door and when he opens it wham! They'll junk-punch him all up in his man business and he'll fall to the floor whaling and crying "why?" and then we'll say "you know why!"
Joy McNally: Wow! Did you just make that up?
Tipper: No, I thought about it a lot on the way over
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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by thatgirlkristina
What Happens in Vegas

Tipper: You know what? I can get a couple of my brother's loser a** friends to go over to Mason's apartment , knock on the door and when he opens it wham! They'll junk-punch him all up in his man business and he'll fall to the floor whaling and crying "why?" and then we'll say "you know why!"
Joy McNally: Wow! Did you just make that up?
Tipper: No, I thought about it a lot on the way over
Which What Happens In Vegas is this?!?!?!
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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Shelby08

That is the worse goodbye over ever heard.

I use this one all the time!!!
Hahaha I say it all the time too!
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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 09:54 PM
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How do you write women so well?
I think of a man, then take away reason and accountability. Jack Nicholson- something's gotta give.

Great line.
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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 09:55 PM
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Love that movie ^
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Old Nov 26, 2011 | 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by lalayla
Love that movie ^
That was the best line in the whole movie.
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