Midwest TMS'ers General Communication Thread
Yeah, tell me about it
My daughters xbox crapped out last night. That's #3 now 
First two were ring of death, but this one still works and you can hear audio, but nothing shows on the screen. I tried a second cord, different TV connections, different TV. Nothing.

First two were ring of death, but this one still works and you can hear audio, but nothing shows on the screen. I tried a second cord, different TV connections, different TV. Nothing.
Last edited by 2k7gtcs; Jan 12, 2009 at 08:21 AM.
Sears Catalog
Two rednecks were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.
One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?'
The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!'
The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'
The second one smiles and pats him on the back.
'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'
Three weeks later, the youngest redneck asks his friend,
'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?'
The second redneck replies, 'No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!'
Two rednecks were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.
One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?'
The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!'
The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'
The second one smiles and pats him on the back.
'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'
Three weeks later, the youngest redneck asks his friend,
'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?'
The second redneck replies, 'No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!'
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Good one Chris...... !
Ex box's..... nice play on words. Reminds me of Ford Fairlane......"see those two chicks?"......... they're girlscouts, and I took two boxes"........ 
Yes you can.....

Yes you can.....
Sears Catalog
Two rednecks were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.
One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?'
The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!'
The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'
The second one smiles and pats him on the back.
'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'
Three weeks later, the youngest redneck asks his friend,
'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?'
The second redneck replies, 'No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!'
Two rednecks were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.
One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?'
The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!'
The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'
The second one smiles and pats him on the back.
'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'
Three weeks later, the youngest redneck asks his friend,
'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?'
The second redneck replies, 'No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!'
Didn't you post this about a month ago?????
Oh man! ... Andrew Dice Clay he's my hero ... Tom, Thomaas or KP what ever name your going by today..lol is there some secret to posting from PDA ... it no worky for me !
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And just so you know, KP stands for King *****, I figured I'd change it to that over the controversy in the MOTM thread.
Which, hopefully is all settled now so maybe I'll pick a new name for tomorrow.
It all depends on your PDA, the size of the pictures, etc. Please refer to your owner's manual for additional details, LOL. 
And just so you know, KP stands for King *****, I figured I'd change it to that over the controversy in the MOTM thread.
Which, hopefully is all settled now so maybe I'll pick a new name for tomorrow. 

And just so you know, KP stands for King *****, I figured I'd change it to that over the controversy in the MOTM thread.
Which, hopefully is all settled now so maybe I'll pick a new name for tomorrow. 
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Sweet!
Sweet!





and I sure hope it never breaks.
