Midwest TMS'ers General Communication Thread
Cobra Member
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From: Aurora, IL
I just went outside and cleaned a light layer of snow off the Escort and my mom's Focus so that it will not freeze over into ice by morning. There is still light flurries falling at the moment.
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From: Location: Indy
I'm ready for May... 
Funny for the day -
A lady went into a bar in Elm Mott and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on
a table.
He had the biggestboots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big
feet.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady.
Whydon't you go with me to myplaceand let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself,so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him $100.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thank ya , ma'am. I'm real flattered. Nobody
ever paid mefor myservices before."
"Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.
Funny for the day -
A lady went into a bar in Elm Mott and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on
a table.
He had the biggestboots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big
feet.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady.
Whydon't you go with me to myplaceand let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself,so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him $100.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thank ya , ma'am. I'm real flattered. Nobody
ever paid mefor myservices before."
"Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.
Last edited by red454; Nov 17, 2008 at 07:00 AM.
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From: New Carlisle, Ohio (20 miles north of Dayton)
I'm looking at that avatar and thinking his true feelings are coming out of the closet
Now I know why he is in the medical field. It's easier to get one of those operations.
:gay: Bring back the young Walter M. avatar for the others too see!!!
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From: It's tough in the jungle !
I think you guys need a little more tang action!... Mistaking David Cassidy for a chick!!.....But now that you point it out he is kinda cute ....
Ok! Mr Springer, the almost 50 pic is back up!... just for you.....
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From: New Carlisle, Ohio (20 miles north of Dayton)
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Joined: January 9, 2005
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From: New Carlisle, Ohio (20 miles north of Dayton)
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From: It's tough in the jungle !
Here ya go! .................Man accused of dousing neighbor for a 'confession'
Monday, November 17, 2008
ROCHESTER, Pa. - Police said a Pennsylvania man bound his neighbor with duct tape, doused him with gasoline and threatened to set him on fire unless the neighbor confessed to burglarizing his house. John Black, of New Sewickley Township, was charged with burglary, aggravated assault, unlawful restraint and related crimes.
Police said that on Thursday, Black accused Henry Schmitt Jr. of burglarizing his home earlier this month before eventually letting him go. Police said they have no evidence Schmitt burglarized Black. Schmitt lives in a camper on Black's property.
A listed number for Black couldn't be located and it was unknown if he has an attorney.
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Information from: Beaver County Times, http://www.timesonline.com/
Monday, November 17, 2008
ROCHESTER, Pa. - Police said a Pennsylvania man bound his neighbor with duct tape, doused him with gasoline and threatened to set him on fire unless the neighbor confessed to burglarizing his house. John Black, of New Sewickley Township, was charged with burglary, aggravated assault, unlawful restraint and related crimes.
Police said that on Thursday, Black accused Henry Schmitt Jr. of burglarizing his home earlier this month before eventually letting him go. Police said they have no evidence Schmitt burglarized Black. Schmitt lives in a camper on Black's property.
A listed number for Black couldn't be located and it was unknown if he has an attorney.
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Information from: Beaver County Times, http://www.timesonline.com/
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From: In Boredom
so...were his boot too small of too big?....lol
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From: Medina county, OH
