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Almost full moon and a fresh coating of snow...
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From: Just outside the middle of nowhere
I hate it. I never sleep well for the 4 or 5 nights around a full moon. Well, I never really sleep well, but its much worse around that time. Wake up constantly, can't fall asleep, crazy dreams, etc.
Had a crazy one last night about Waffle House, lol. I was in the WH sitting at a booth and there was an Indian guy waiting on me and I could hardly understand him. I must have been starving, I ordered chopped steak and eggs, scrambled, double hash browns scattered, raisin toast instead of regular, a pecan waffle, a piece of ham, and a slice of pizza (wtf? at WH?
).
So the dude brings my food and as hes putting it on the table an Indian chick sits down across from me in my booth. Then he sits down too!
Then the SOB proceeds to start eating my ham and my piece of pizza and they're speaking to each other in Hindi (or whatever the hell they speak over there) carrying on a conversation, eating my food like I'm not even there.
Had a crazy one last night about Waffle House, lol. I was in the WH sitting at a booth and there was an Indian guy waiting on me and I could hardly understand him. I must have been starving, I ordered chopped steak and eggs, scrambled, double hash browns scattered, raisin toast instead of regular, a pecan waffle, a piece of ham, and a slice of pizza (wtf? at WH?
). So the dude brings my food and as hes putting it on the table an Indian chick sits down across from me in my booth. Then he sits down too!
Then the SOB proceeds to start eating my ham and my piece of pizza and they're speaking to each other in Hindi (or whatever the hell they speak over there) carrying on a conversation, eating my food like I'm not even there.
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From: CenTex...sort of
snow under a full or almost-full moon is awesome. Lights up the night, makes finding the "bathroom" in the woods a hell of a lot easier. Of course, nothing wakes you up like dipping the genitals in fresh snow while going #2...
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I ♥ Sausage
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From: Just outside the middle of nowhere
I guess this guy took the term fanny pack literally.
http://blog.chron.com/hottopics/2014...m/#19536101=14
"Quickly"? How the hell would you do that quickly?
http://blog.chron.com/hottopics/2014...m/#19536101=14
Police find treasure trove in teen’s bum
Posted on January 10, 2014 | By John-Henry Perera
Pennsylvania police found something else when they took a suspected teenaged drunk driver into custody: buried treasure.
Back in December, Christopher Scheller, 18, appeared intoxicated after he crashed into a tree in southern York County, Harrisburg’s WHTM-TV reports.
After being taken to a hospital, X-rays discovered something odd in Scheller’s rectum. A closer look uncovered the following:
– Four bracelets
– Four necklaces
– 11 ladies rings
– A socket wrench
– A bag of synthetic marijuana
Investigators believe he stole those items and quickly stashed them in his bum when officers first approached him.
He has been charged with theft and DUI and remains in custody on $75,000 bail.
Posted on January 10, 2014 | By John-Henry Perera
Pennsylvania police found something else when they took a suspected teenaged drunk driver into custody: buried treasure.
Back in December, Christopher Scheller, 18, appeared intoxicated after he crashed into a tree in southern York County, Harrisburg’s WHTM-TV reports.
After being taken to a hospital, X-rays discovered something odd in Scheller’s rectum. A closer look uncovered the following:
– Four bracelets
– Four necklaces
– 11 ladies rings
– A socket wrench
– A bag of synthetic marijuana
Investigators believe he stole those items and quickly stashed them in his bum when officers first approached him.
He has been charged with theft and DUI and remains in custody on $75,000 bail.
I guess this guy took the term fanny pack literally.
http://blog.chron.com/hottopics/2014...m/#19536101=14
"Quickly"? How the hell would you do that quickly?
http://blog.chron.com/hottopics/2014...m/#19536101=14
"Quickly"? How the hell would you do that quickly?
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From: CenTex...sort of
I guess this guy took the term fanny pack literally.
http://blog.chron.com/hottopics/2014...m/#19536101=14
"Quickly"? How the hell would you do that quickly?
http://blog.chron.com/hottopics/2014...m/#19536101=14
"Quickly"? How the hell would you do that quickly?
I'm not a redneck.
