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From: Corpus Christi, TX
Originally Posted by 08GTCandyApple
I'm 5'3" and wish I was 5'7". I can't even reach the middle of the roof of my car when I wash it without opening the door and standing inside it
But I guess it could be worse, I could be as short as my mother in law....she's only 4'10"How am i 6ft??
Originally Posted by CCTking
Ill use the roll of tp i carry in my back pocket......
Originally Posted by AlsCobra
Uh..............more pics of mom. I'm not convinced. 
A Man Just Needs Some....
Joined: April 9, 2011
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From: Louisiana
Originally Posted by lalayla
Wish my phone didn't suck! Just saw a sign that said "home of the big foot long wiener"
Last edited by AlsCobra; Jan 7, 2012 at 11:00 AM.
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From: State of Jefferson Mountains USA
CBS/AP) FRESNO, Calif. - Police say a man wanted for assault was driving too fast, and hit a landscaping rock, sending the vehicle flying onto a rooftop early Wednesday morning.The airborne driver broke his leg when he jumped from the house.
Santa was nowhere in sight.
Police say that Benjamin Tucker, 25, stole his ex-girlfriend's car and lost control of the vehicle when he tried to round a nearby residential corner, reports CBS affiliate KGPE.
"I thought it was an earthquake, 'cause I heard the house moving, I saw the house moving," said Jeanell Ricks who was inside babysitting her nephew. Neither was hurt.
Police say although Tucker broke his leg when he jumped from the roof, he still managed to run back to the ex-girlfriend's house, where he was later arrested. Tucker already had a warrant for his arrest, for assault with a deadly weapon and making terrorist threats, according to police.
A towing company had to use a crane to get the car down.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_1...n-the-picture/
How stupid can you be to run back to your ex-girlfriend's house after you have stolen and wrecked her car?! I guess he was hoping for pity sex?
That would be a great app for the iPhone. 