"I'm not the one going to hell"

 

"It'll only FEEL like an eternity."

 

"I'm not the one going to hell."

 

From here to eternity .

 

 

Smokey white devil! Lol

 

That is some funny ****. Too many good lines (no pun intended, lol) in there to pick just one.

 

WTH?!?
Check out: "NASCAR driver Kurt Busch testifies ex-girlfriend is an assassin"- http://www.autoblog.com/2015/01/14/n...sassin-report/

 

LMAO

 

I was invited to get a Black Card! Too bad the annual fees are $495.... Its stainless steal how cool

 

Not titanium though... like THE black card lol. Clearly you have a shopping problem :P

 

Lulz...retard says he has an EcoBoost V8 and manual in an F-150 but still gave me a good chuckle!

 

Still pretty cool tho

I only have one card and I don't ever go close to the limit... I by gas with it and pay it off lol

 

$495 in fees? Yuck!

 

Well that backfired badly. Serves the a holes right.

Westport Car Dealership Messes With Pizza Delivery Guy, Feels Internet’s Wrath

http://www.boston.com/news/local/mas...j5L/story.html










Read some of the Yelp reviews people have blown up their page with.



http://www.yelp.com/biz/f-and-r-auto-sales-westport

 

One of the hundreds of Yelp reviews people have posted from above post...





I needed a car badly. I was new in town, just having moved to the area from Pennsylvania. My current vehicle had over 277k miles on it and was pretty much on its last leg. I did some newspaper scouring and came across an advertisement for F&R Auto Sales in Westport. I figured I'd pay them a visit as I saw a mint 2005 Nissan Sausage with low miles on the lot.

When I got to F&R, I knew instantly that I had made the wrong decision. Before I even got out of my truck, some skanky long-haired wildabeast wearing an ugly green hat from the 70's came out of the office with no pants on. I think her name was Nicole "Nikki" Montiero, or at least that's what I gathered since it was tattooed right above her vagina. I think she did that on purpose so her other colleagues wouldn't forget her name. Anyway, she comes out of the office with no pants on and a slice of pizza and proceeds to squat and dump by the side of the building while whistling Dixie!

After regaining my composure from having witnessed what I can only describe as life-altering in a bad way, I decided to go inside the sales office to inquire about the 2005 Nissan Sausage with low miles. Upon entering the building, I almost gagged in disgust; the smell of feces and mozzarella permeated the air. It was so thick, a brownish milky haze was clouding the ceiling.

Opposite the front door, a fat bald man with a lazy eye sat behind a computer. One hand holding a slice of pizza, the other hand down his trousers. I think he was masturbating, but I'm not sure as I didn't want to stare. His name tag had Ernest Breau written on it. It was surreal.

Opposite Ernie sat another man; he was a black fellow. I think his name tag said Mike Ramos. He too had a slice of pizza in one hand. I couldn't see his other hand too clearly - I think it was buried in his anus.

By then, I just couldn't take it anymore. This dealership was just too strange for me. Perhaps it's a culture divide between people from Massachusetts and Pennsylvania, but I can honestly say that this dealership shouldn't be in business. Without even asking about the 2005 Nissan Sausage, I turned around and left. I headed out and went straight to my parked truck. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw that the long haired wildabeast had stopped ****ting all over the sidewalk, but now had her foot so deep in some elderly man's rectum that I ran. I jumped into my truck, and peeled out of the lot.

Not recommended. Go to the local Ford dealer instead. Much better.

 

RIGHT! I really just want the card lol justin said to sign up then cancel. I was like "ummmm not worth the hassle"

 

Yea I gotta a good laugh at that one!

 

That explains the fee.

 

I didn't wanna mention that...