You just can't make this stuff up!!! A potential job applicant was being interviewed at my work today. While this is going on his wife and son (about 4 years old) are waiting in their car in our parking lot. Two of my co-workers were taking their smoke break in their car right beside them. The boy gets out of the car goes in front of it and pops a squat! The mom gets out and wipes his butt with some toilet paper. Then they both get back into the car! So my co-workers walk back in to work and tell our security guard what has happened. He walks out and taps on the wife's car window and informs her she has to clean it up. She proceeds to clean it up then tells the guard that she hopes this doesn't affect his job interview? I'm thinking that if this is all the better common sense they have maybe he shouldn't be hired to work here?!? I mean we have bathrooms that they could and would have been allowed to use! Jeesh some people!

 

I would laugh my **** off, if I saw that.

 

I mean honestly you are just gonna let your pile of poop just lay there for some unsuspecting person to step in?!? Just plain nasty WTH!!!!

 

the fact that she had tp on hand means that was a common thing for them...

 

You've never had kids have you?

 

thank the lord no... kids are gross.


if you had a buddy that acted like a 5 year old you wouldn't know them for long. I mean some one that break everything and craps themselves and doesn't listen or has anything interesting to say. kids act like a drunk person and cost a lot of money..

 

Reminds me of something I did once

 

fixed

 

It was about 25 years ago

I was at the lake/park with this girl. We'd just got done doing it like animals in the woods when I felt the powerful urge to drop a deuce.

So I leave her at the picnic table and head out on a little trail and drop my drawers. Luckily I had some napkins from lunch to wipe with. So there's my steaming loaf on the trail and whine I get back to the table I notice this man and his son walking towards my pile. They see it and it was like a Boy Scout and his dad. They were poking it with a stick. I don't know why. It's not like we have bears around her and that was a man size log. But they were examining it. I was watching and laughing my *** off.

 

" daddy why is that man laughing at us?"

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wa2v8707Kw#t=199

 

Oh the humanity...
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/...ection-of-fans

 

was OJ in that one?

 

As God as my witness I thought trucks could fly.

 

maybe the duke boys?

 

Anyone got a BB gun? Anyone?

 

I have a Remington bb/pellet gun.

 

The 76ers need you to remove a blockage in their stadium.

 

I'll be there in 5!