View Poll Results: Do you prefer us lobbing Potatoes or Grenades to take care of spammers?
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9
81.82%
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And that one last night wasn't the hottest thing on earth for sure, but she was funny and had a spectacular little dumper on her. Could bounce a quarter off that thing. When she walked away, that thing looked like 2 baby pigs fighting in a burlap sack, lol.
It would be like Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa. "You ain't gonna **** right for a week".
It would be like Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa. "You ain't gonna **** right for a week".
Last edited by Rather B.Blown; 7/4/16 at 03:53 PM.
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And that one last night wasn't the hottest thing on earth for sure, but she was funny and had a spectacular little dumper on her. Could bounce a quarter off that thing. When she walked away, that thing looked like 2 baby pigs fighting in a burlap sack, lol.
It would be like Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa. "You ain't gonna **** right for a week".
It would be like Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa. "You ain't gonna **** right for a week".
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When I was young, all my friends called me the "entertainment center" as a nickname. We'd get lit up and high as a Georgia pine and everyone would sit and listen to my jokes, stories, tales, etc. TV off, radio off, Just me standing in the middle of the living room speaking contemporaneously telling stories while they sat around. Odd because public speaking scares the **** out of me and I'm very uncomfortable doing it, yet I made A+ grades in any speech class I took in high school and college, and got standing ovations when I'd do it, yet I felt so self conscious and thought I did horrible.
Those were good days, I didn't find myself to be that funny but everyone else seemed to for some reason. I could talk for hours about nothing. Must be why I like Seinfeld, a show about nothing.
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I think I might be in love with Kimberly Perry. Maybe not in LOVE, but at least in lust. My goodness the things I'd do with/for that girl. I'd burn in hell for eternity for the thoughts I have about her.
And that brunette from Little Big Town as well.
But she's a little old for what I look for in a woman.
And that brunette from Little Big Town as well.
But she's a little old for what I look for in a woman.
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I think I might be in love with Kimberly Perry. Maybe not in LOVE, but at least in lust. My goodness the things I'd do with/for that girl. I'd burn in hell for eternity for the thoughts I have about her.
And that brunette from Little Big Town as well.
But she's a little old for what I look for in a woman.
And that brunette from Little Big Town as well.
But she's a little old for what I look for in a woman.
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I'm an alright guy, very cordial and respectful, yes ma'am, no ma'am etc. until I get with the boys and have a few stiff ones. Then the gloves come off and I'm subject to let things out of the bag that should be contained.
When I was young, all my friends called me the "entertainment center" as a nickname. We'd get lit up and high as a Georgia pine and everyone would sit and listen to my jokes, stories, tales, etc. TV off, radio off, Just me standing in the middle of the living room speaking contemporaneously telling stories while they sat around. Odd because public speaking scares the **** out of me and I'm very uncomfortable doing it, yet I made A+ grades in any speech class I took in high school and college, and got standing ovations when I'd do it, yet I felt so self conscious and thought I did horrible.
Those were good days, I didn't find myself to be that funny but everyone else seemed to for some reason. I could talk for hours about nothing. Must be why I like Seinfeld, a show about nothing.
When I was young, all my friends called me the "entertainment center" as a nickname. We'd get lit up and high as a Georgia pine and everyone would sit and listen to my jokes, stories, tales, etc. TV off, radio off, Just me standing in the middle of the living room speaking contemporaneously telling stories while they sat around. Odd because public speaking scares the **** out of me and I'm very uncomfortable doing it, yet I made A+ grades in any speech class I took in high school and college, and got standing ovations when I'd do it, yet I felt so self conscious and thought I did horrible.
Those were good days, I didn't find myself to be that funny but everyone else seemed to for some reason. I could talk for hours about nothing. Must be why I like Seinfeld, a show about nothing.
Every time I had a public speaking assignment in college I'd drink first. The first two I did not. Got C's. After that I started. Loosened me up, made me funny, greased the wheels a bit, made the professor laugh and I got A's on them.
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I actually believe the bolded part.
Every time I had a public speaking assignment in college I'd drink first. The first two I did not. Got C's. After that I started. Loosened me up, made me funny, greased the wheels a bit, made the professor laugh and I got A's on them.
Every time I had a public speaking assignment in college I'd drink first. The first two I did not. Got C's. After that I started. Loosened me up, made me funny, greased the wheels a bit, made the professor laugh and I got A's on them.
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I actually believe the bolded part.
Every time I had a public speaking assignment in college I'd drink first. The first two I did not. Got C's. After that I started. Loosened me up, made me funny, greased the wheels a bit, made the professor laugh and I got A's on them.
Every time I had a public speaking assignment in college I'd drink first. The first two I did not. Got C's. After that I started. Loosened me up, made me funny, greased the wheels a bit, made the professor laugh and I got A's on them.
A buddy of mine did the same. The day of his capstone presentation, he comes into the class before with a 20 oz water bottle. It looked icy cold, and after some prodding I found out it was straight vodka. Dunno if he drank the whole thing, but he did well on his presentation, so no worries.
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Yeah, none of what I said a moment ago made sense. I've had a few cocktails with Tito's in it today, so my head is just a little bit less than sober, shall we say....
I worried that people were laughing at me when I went into the Marines. Once I was out, I didn't care, but when I started college, it was a different crowd of people and I thought I had to play their game. That's when the alcohol came in, and it helped me to remember these were just a bunch of hackey-sack ****s who hadn't been through or seen or experienced or done anything close to what I had, and I was able to just be myself and it worked for me.
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A buddy of mine did the same. The day of his capstone presentation, he comes into the class before with a 20 oz water bottle. It looked icy cold, and after some prodding I found out it was straight vodka. Dunno if he drank the whole thing, but he did well on his presentation, so no worries.
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I'm not going to pick apart the logic in 1), but I will say she's pretty much right. I'm on there for one reason: to keep track of the car people who aren't on here.
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Did someone mention *******? I like *******. They're jiggly and fun to play with.
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If you hear about a guy in TN getting his *** whipped, it will probably be me going over next door to raise some hell, and he looks like a really big, fit guy. Some people just came in next door and I know how the condo is laid out, its just like mine. And its 3 couples and about 7 kids, 10-13 years old, all boys and 1 girl. Way too many people, there are only 2 bedrooms and I guess the couch pulls out, but that is by far too many people in there.
Those freakin' kids are running wild. Up and down the stairs and I can hear every bit of it, and that is unusual, these condos are pretty well insulated, so I know these little ****ers are making a lot of racket. Stomping the floor and shaking the whole place going up and down the stairs. I turned off my music as a courtesy when I saw them come back in from supper, but they have no qualms about disturbing me. I may have to go over and say something, especially if they do like they did this morning. Slamming and banging, stomping up and down the stairs, and set their car alarm off at 7 am and I was trying to sleep for a change, horn just blasting. I thought it was my Jeep, jumped up to look and by the time I got the blinds open and some shorts on, it quit. Its worse now, it was only the one couple with a boy and girl this morning, now all their buddies have rolled in.
Its like those people I saw at the fast food joint today, horrible parents. I may get my old *** whipped if I go over and say something.
Stay tuned.
Those freakin' kids are running wild. Up and down the stairs and I can hear every bit of it, and that is unusual, these condos are pretty well insulated, so I know these little ****ers are making a lot of racket. Stomping the floor and shaking the whole place going up and down the stairs. I turned off my music as a courtesy when I saw them come back in from supper, but they have no qualms about disturbing me. I may have to go over and say something, especially if they do like they did this morning. Slamming and banging, stomping up and down the stairs, and set their car alarm off at 7 am and I was trying to sleep for a change, horn just blasting. I thought it was my Jeep, jumped up to look and by the time I got the blinds open and some shorts on, it quit. Its worse now, it was only the one couple with a boy and girl this morning, now all their buddies have rolled in.
Its like those people I saw at the fast food joint today, horrible parents. I may get my old *** whipped if I go over and say something.
Stay tuned.
Last edited by Rather B.Blown; 7/4/16 at 08:20 PM.
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