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Old 5/4/13, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Scothew
I just looked it up, bears can smell 2100 times bette than a human.
http://sectionhiker.com/bears_sense_of_smell/
I think a rhino could take a bear
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Originally Posted by 11SHELBYGT500

I think a rhino could take a bear
I hate RINOs
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I hate RINOs
lol Me too brother.
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Originally Posted by Scothew
I just looked it up, bears can smell 2100 times bette than a human.
http://sectionhiker.com/bears_sense_of_smell/
Did you catch that fart I cut a little while ago when I was outside? The wind was blowing your direction.
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Originally Posted by Scothew
I just looked it up, bears can smell 2100 times bette than a human.
Apparently bears can't spell either?!?
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Originally Posted by Mustang Freak
Apparently bears can't spell either?!?



I was reading an article in Backpacker magazine earlier about bears, and one of the things I found funny was what a guy said about encounters with them. He said, you can't outrun them, you can't outwit them, you can't out anything them.
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Originally Posted by Scothew
I just looked it up, bears can smell 2100 times bette than a human.
http://sectionhiker.com/bears_sense_of_smell/
I dont know about that. Mrs Patrick says I smell pretty bad, but I think I still smell better than a bear.
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown



I was reading an article in Backpacker magazine earlier about bears, and one of the things I found funny was what a guy said about encounters with them. He said, you can't outrun them, you can't outwit them, you can't out anything them.
Well all I know is that if you run uphill a bear can never catch you!!!
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Originally Posted by Mustang Freak
Well all I know is that if you run uphill a bear can never catch you!!!
What??????
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
What??????
I think he's smokin bear scat.
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown

What??????
Yep it's true! Because the bear will slip and fall in your ****!!! :-)
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Originally Posted by cdynaco
I think he's smokin bear scat.
I think he's confusing things with the saying that bears can't run DOWN hill because of their shorter front legs. Yeah, that's a myth as well, matter of fact one that was mentioned in that article I was reading. Along with the myth of climbing a tree to get away from a bear (they are excellent climbers, especially black bears) and the myth that they are scared of fire.

Bears can haul ***, even downhill. They are actually faster than a race horse, they can sprint over 35 mph.
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown

I think he's confusing things with the saying that bears can't run DOWN hill because of their shorter front legs. Yeah, that's a myth as well, matter of fact one that was mentioned in that article I was reading. Along with the myth of climbing a tree to get away from a bear (they are excellent climbers, especially black bears) and the myth that they are scared of fire.

Bears can haul ***, even downhill. They are actually faster than a race horse, they can sprint over 35 mph.
It's a joke relax!!! A bear also can never catch you if you carry a white stick!
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Originally Posted by Mustang Freak
It's a joke relax!!! A bear also can never catch you if you carry a white stick!

Don't get ****ing snippy with me, I didn't see your punch line until after I posted.
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown

Don't get ****ing snippy with me, I didn't see your punch line until after I posted.
Ok and why is it a bear cannot catch you if you carry a white stick?
Sometimes you have to carry it pretty fast! Badabum!!! :-)
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
I think he's confusing things with the saying that bears can't run DOWN hill because of their shorter front legs. Yeah, that's a myth as well, matter of fact one that was mentioned in that article I was reading. Along with the myth of climbing a tree to get away from a bear (they are excellent climbers, especially black bears) and the myth that they are scared of fire.

Bears can haul ***, even downhill. They are actually faster than a race horse, they can sprint over 35 mph.
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown

I think he's confusing things with the saying that bears can't run DOWN hill because of their shorter front legs. Yeah, that's a myth as well, matter of fact one that was mentioned in that article I was reading. Along with the myth of climbing a tree to get away from a bear (they are excellent climbers, especially black bears) and the myth that they are scared of fire.

Bears can haul ***, even downhill. They are actually faster than a race horse, they can sprint over 35 mph.
Who the heck would think they were safe from a bear in a tree? How is that even a myth??
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I'll just use the cubs as shields against a bear.
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Sounds like we need to just kill all the bears


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Problem solved
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Originally Posted by Blue Notch
Who the heck would think they were safe from a bear in a tree? How is that even a myth??
Surprisingly, people think that. Must not have spent much time in the woods, but that is a common misconception.

I guess they haven't been out there much or seen my pics from the woods in my backyard.


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