View Poll Results: Do you prefer us lobbing Potatoes or Grenades to take care of spammers?
Lob potatoes to just stun them
2
16.67%
Lob grenades and remove them from the TMS pool permanently
10
83.33%
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Mustangs Coast to Coast
7/12/12, 10:42 AM
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This poor kid is gonna pull a Private Pyle on all of y'all asses Paul. Even retards have breaking points. I know because I was the leading culprit in hazing every chump that ever started working in my shops. I also assigned the most of the nicknames. He seems like a blast though.
He is also being hazed at the local italian place where he washes dishes...he brings it on himself. I gave him plenty of warning yesterday about the Music..didn't listen. He is also not obeying the rule about the cell phone....I give enough rope to let him hang himself and then I'll ****** it. His father and step mother are having similar issues and we are all on the same page. They are threatening to take the phone...he is joined at the hip with it. I don't mind rap music but I am not going to have in my shop or listen to "*****, *****, *****, **** my *****es, Slave my Hoes wit ma AK47, **** **** ****"...I'm just not putting up with it. He's a white boy...at least try to act like one!
7/12/12, 10:45 AM
Yesterday he was filthy(he apparently likes to bathe in dirt around here while the rest of us never manage to get THAT dirty)...so I said jokingly..."Grab some dawn from the sink and get out in the rain"....Well, he did........
I have a pic but can't get it to upload...I'll send it to Scothew.
7/12/12, 10:48 AM
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7/12/12, 10:57 AM
The Legacy TMS Lady
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Redneck wheel chock?
7/12/12, 11:03 AM
7/12/12, 11:07 AM
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More from the Greenhorn Chronicles.....
I printed up the "Greenhorn Rules" and posted them on my office door....seemed to have a positive impact. Pic attached...
I spelled out "ASK" because he constantly pronounces it "AX"
Yesterday he was filthy(he apparently likes to bathe in dirt around here while the rest of us never manage to get THAT dirty)...so I said jokingly..."Grab some dawn from the sink and get out in the rain"....Well, he did........ I have a pic but can't get it to upload...I'll send it to Scothew.
He found a computer speaker and has been hooking it up to his phone...he likes to listen to ghetto trash rap...I listen to most anything but I'm not going to listen to some kind of cussing ghetto rap anywhere in the shop...so I told him to quit listening to the garbage....This morning he did the same and as Jason walked by he reached down with a pair of wire cutters and cut the power wire to the speaker
. So Milkdud was then walking around sulking. Then he comes up to me and said "Jason cut the wires to the speaker and I spliced them back together and was going to put it back where I got it but Jason made it disappear". He is still sulking....
I printed up the "Greenhorn Rules" and posted them on my office door....seemed to have a positive impact. Pic attached...
I spelled out "ASK" because he constantly pronounces it "AX" Yesterday he was filthy(he apparently likes to bathe in dirt around here while the rest of us never manage to get THAT dirty)...so I said jokingly..."Grab some dawn from the sink and get out in the rain"....Well, he did........
I have a pic but can't get it to upload...I'll send it to Scothew.He found a computer speaker and has been hooking it up to his phone...he likes to listen to ghetto trash rap...I listen to most anything but I'm not going to listen to some kind of cussing ghetto rap anywhere in the shop...so I told him to quit listening to the garbage....This morning he did the same and as Jason walked by he reached down with a pair of wire cutters and cut the power wire to the speaker
. So Milkdud was then walking around sulking. Then he comes up to me and said "Jason cut the wires to the speaker and I spliced them back together and was going to put it back where I got it but Jason made it disappear". He is still sulking....
7/12/12, 11:32 AM
A Man Just Needs Some....
Any of you people have metal detectors? My little one keeps saying that he wants to get metal detectors and go hunting for treasure. Lol. Sounds like it could be fun with the kids. Where do I buy metal detectors? What brands? I'm thinking maybe Hobby Lobby. gonna have to buy 2 or 3 detectors so any advise would be nice.
gonna have to buy 2 or 3 detectors so any advise would be nice.
7/12/12, 11:33 AM
Any of you people have metal detectors? My little one keeps saying that he wants to get metal detectors and go hunting for treasure. Lol. Sounds like it could be fun with the kids. Where do I buy metal detectors? What brands? I'm thinking maybe Hobby Lobby. gonna have to buy 2 or 3 detectors so any advise would be nice.
gonna have to buy 2 or 3 detectors so any advise would be nice.
7/12/12, 11:44 AM
A Man Just Needs Some....
Originally Posted by Scothew
Save yourself the hassle
Looks like amazon has a bunch. Just gotta do some research I guess. Give my little one that and a little shovel and I'm sure he will entertain himself for hours.
7/12/12, 12:58 PM
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Yeppers. I R redneck 
Honestly tho it doesnt even need a wheel chock. Just have that there as a precation.
Thanks guys. She has ALOT of work thatr needs to be done to get her track ready. Just pulled the back half of the floor up and was like holy cow. Glad I am nto the one putting the new cage in it
Honestly tho it doesnt even need a wheel chock. Just have that there as a precation.
Thanks guys. She has ALOT of work thatr needs to be done to get her track ready. Just pulled the back half of the floor up and was like holy cow. Glad I am nto the one putting the new cage in it
7/12/12, 01:17 PM
Service Manager
"In the future, stories about any ****ed-up thing a human being does will just be assumed to be Floridian unless stated otherwise."
7/12/12, 01:34 PM
A Man Just Needs Some....
Originally Posted by svopaul
"In the future, stories about any ****ed-up thing a human being does will just be assumed to be Floridian unless stated otherwise."
7/12/12, 01:37 PM
Service Manager
7/12/12, 01:41 PM
A Man Just Needs Some....
Originally Posted by svopaul
Look good but what are they stuffed with?
Also finally have a red pepper.
7/12/12, 01:48 PM
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Geez I miss the days of travel agents. I have invested/wasted about 4 mornings online trying to figure out the nearest/best hotel while also trying to figure out mass transit schedule & connection bs.
Thankfully the university hosp had some steep discount arrangements. Like half off.
So it came down to 5 hotels. Three of which have a free shuttle to the hosp so Bullitt can stay in the hotel parking lot.
The deciding factor?
I took the hotel that has a cigar bar. lol Screw the docs.
Thankfully the university hosp had some steep discount arrangements. Like half off.
So it came down to 5 hotels. Three of which have a free shuttle to the hosp so Bullitt can stay in the hotel parking lot.
The deciding factor? I took the hotel that has a cigar bar. lol Screw the docs.
Last edited by cdynaco; 7/12/12 at 02:04 PM.
7/12/12, 01:56 PM
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