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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: **** straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? What would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my *** all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do ****.
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: **** straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? What would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my *** all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do ****.
I love that movie.
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Originally Posted by 1999Pony
I love that movie.
A Man Just Needs Some....
Originally Posted by Scothew
Me as well. My colleagues and I are waiting for a decent size printer at a clients to die so we can reenact a certain scene, complete with soundtrack
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Charles Bushman: "There was a young man named John Leggit Hunter who was in the filling station business - a good filling station business. But he was one of these young men we run across in life - I'm sure you've run across 'em - who didn't deserve what he had, you know. And one of the things he had was this, uh, beautiful young bride Sarah. She was a Georgia peach. In fact, she was more like the picture I had in my mind than any woman I had ever seen. So I took it upon myself to take her away from John Leggit Hunter who did not deserve her, you know. Oh, I don't know if I told you that he was a Frenchman who claimed to be an Englishman. It took a lot of strong nylon cord to get her away from him 'cause she was a fighter as well as bein' a Georgia peach."
Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
Charles Bushman: "There was a young man named John Leggit Hunter who was in the filling station business - a good filling station business. But he was one of these young men we run across in life - I'm sure you've run across 'em - who didn't deserve what he had, you know. And one of the things he had was this, uh, beautiful young bride Sarah. She was a Georgia peach. In fact, she was more like the picture I had in my mind than any woman I had ever seen. So I took it upon myself to take her away from John Leggit Hunter who did not deserve her, you know. Oh, I don't know if I told you that he was a Frenchman who claimed to be an Englishman. It took a lot of strong nylon cord to get her away from him 'cause she was a fighter as well as bein' a Georgia peach."
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I love that movie. I can watch it over and over. So may great performances in it.
Love this monologue by Charles too:
Love this monologue by Charles too:
"A Mercury is a real good car. That was the car I was drivin' that day. I've had a lot of cars. Yeah, different kinds. A lot of different kinds of cars. She was standin' - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand. Wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand, nevertheless. And uh, I pulled the Mercury up right alongside and I rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And uh, she had this leather skirt on and she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush...
So she says, uh, 'Are you dating?' You know, and I said, 'Sure'. So she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, in a remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I. And she says to me, 'How much do you wanna spend?', and I said, 'Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one'. And she says to me, 'Twenty five dollars'. That's not chicken feed, you know, to a workin' man. So I produce the $25 dollars. And she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised *****. (scoffing) You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?"
So she says, uh, 'Are you dating?' You know, and I said, 'Sure'. So she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, in a remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I. And she says to me, 'How much do you wanna spend?', and I said, 'Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one'. And she says to me, 'Twenty five dollars'. That's not chicken feed, you know, to a workin' man. So I produce the $25 dollars. And she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised *****. (scoffing) You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?"
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Originally Posted by Scothew
I'm thinking 50th show, the staff is gonna have an improv anywhere type fun before everyone knows who we are
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Getting up at 5am to catch the sunrise. Wish me luck.
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Charles Bushman: "There was a young man named John Leggit Hunter who was in the filling station business - a good filling station business. But he was one of these young men we run across in life - I'm sure you've run across 'em - who didn't deserve what he had, you know. And one of the things he had was this, uh, beautiful young bride Sarah. She was a Georgia peach. In fact, she was more like the picture I had in my mind than any woman I had ever seen. So I took it upon myself to take her away from John Leggit Hunter who did not deserve her, you know. Oh, I don't know if I told you that he was a Frenchman who claimed to be an Englishman. It took a lot of strong nylon cord to get her away from him 'cause she was a fighter as well as bein' a Georgia peach."
I love that movie!
Mornin' .....I'm already at work