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10/25/10, 10:13 PM
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Taken from a web article on the top 50 jokes of all time...
Of course its a British poll so that's like the top 3950-4000 jokes of all time in America. Brit humor is
1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
4. A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
12. My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
16. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
22. Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
23. A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
24. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
32. Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here''
36. I backed a horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.
37. I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said ''may contain nuts.'' Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for! You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!''
45. I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
49. A seal walks into a club...
Of course its a British poll so that's like the top 3950-4000 jokes of all time in America. Brit humor is
1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
4. A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
12. My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
16. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
22. Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
23. A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
24. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
32. Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here''
36. I backed a horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.
37. I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said ''may contain nuts.'' Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for! You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!''
45. I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
49. A seal walks into a club...
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10/25/10, 10:22 PM
NTTAWWT
well, that pretty well seals up a crappy weekend for football.
pit wins on that garbage call, I hate the steelers
tom brady wins on a stupid penalty and missed FG, I hate tom brady, and philip rivers is the best QB in the NFL IMO, just hasn't had an opportuniy to show it, send him to dallas
and now dallas loses
wtf
pit wins on that garbage call, I hate the steelers
tom brady wins on a stupid penalty and missed FG, I hate tom brady, and philip rivers is the best QB in the NFL IMO, just hasn't had an opportuniy to show it, send him to dallas
and now dallas loses
wtf
10/25/10, 10:29 PM
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well, that pretty well seals up a crappy weekend for football.
pit wins on that garbage call, I hate the steelers
tom brady wins on a stupid penalty and missed FG, I hate tom brady, and philip rivers is the best QB in the NFL IMO, just hasn't had an opportuniy to show it, send him to dallas
and now dallas loses
wtf
pit wins on that garbage call, I hate the steelers
tom brady wins on a stupid penalty and missed FG, I hate tom brady, and philip rivers is the best QB in the NFL IMO, just hasn't had an opportuniy to show it, send him to dallas
and now dallas loses
wtf
I agree with you on 99% of things David. I hate the Steelers, severely dislike Tom Brady, but Rivers is a douche bag IMHO. I know he's a NC State guy, but I think he's overrated and has a severe personality flaw much like Cutler (though he is lightyears better than Cutler).
Puts a cap on a crappy football weekend for me too...
1. West High School loses
2. Longhorns get embarrassed by Iowa State, yeah, Iowa State
3. Steelers win on horrible call, Pats win
4. Cowboys self destruct again and will soon devolve into the 49ers or something
5. Packers win, I hate the Pack and I loathe Aaron Rodgers. He's so smug if I were on defense I'd pay $75k to knock him out with a concussion
Only bright spot is Eagles lost.
10/25/10, 10:35 PM
NTTAWWT
I agree with you on 99% of things David. I hate the Steelers, severely dislike Tom Brady, but Rivers is a douche bag IMHO. I know he's a NC State guy, but I think he's overrated and has a severe personality flaw much like Cutler (though he is lightyears better than Cutler).
Puts a cap on a crappy football weekend for me too...
1. West High School loses
2. Longhorns get embarrassed by Iowa State, yeah, Iowa State
3. Steelers win on horrible call, Pats win
4. Cowboys self destruct again and will soon devolve into the 49ers or something
5. Packers win, I hate the Pack and I loathe Aaron Rodgers. He's so smug if I were on defense I'd pay $75k to knock him out with a concussion
Only bright spot is Eagles lost.
Puts a cap on a crappy football weekend for me too...
1. West High School loses
2. Longhorns get embarrassed by Iowa State, yeah, Iowa State
3. Steelers win on horrible call, Pats win
4. Cowboys self destruct again and will soon devolve into the 49ers or something
5. Packers win, I hate the Pack and I loathe Aaron Rodgers. He's so smug if I were on defense I'd pay $75k to knock him out with a concussion
Only bright spot is Eagles lost.
if I'm on D getting the chance to see brady free, Im going to be the first player to rack up a double fine for hardest hit ever recorded in the history of the NFL. I can't stand that guy.
I just really like River's intesnsity. He's one of the players that's not afraid to get hurt, too many of the QB's (and the rules to protect them) are just too much about themselves.
10/25/10, 10:37 PM
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4. A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
49. A seal walks into a club...
49. A seal walks into a club...
10/25/10, 10:51 PM
Football sucks. But so does baseball, basketball, etc. I can't imagine sitting down and watching that for hours on television.
No offense to anyone (I know I'm in the minority here) but it has just never interested me.
No offense to anyone (I know I'm in the minority here) but it has just never interested me.
10/25/10, 10:54 PM
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It's just something I do.
BTW I can now sing the theme song to Wow Wow Wubbzy! in my sleep. I want to kill myself.
10/25/10, 10:56 PM
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Its a reason to drink beer, eat chili, smoke cigars, burp & scratch.
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10/26/10, 02:21 AM
I'm having one now. 
Also had some 50 year old Grand Marnier Cuvée Speciale Cent Cinquantenaire cognac earlier that was out of this world.
But you'd have to be a baller like Gary to partake in that very often.
Also had some 50 year old Grand Marnier Cuvée Speciale Cent Cinquantenaire cognac earlier that was out of this world.
But you'd have to be a baller like Gary to partake in that very often.
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10/26/10, 05:43 AM
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10/26/10, 06:55 AM
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well, that pretty well seals up a crappy weekend for football.
pit wins on that garbage call, I hate the steelers
tom brady wins on a stupid penalty and missed FG, I hate tom brady, and philip rivers is the best QB in the NFL IMO, just hasn't had an opportuniy to show it, send him to dallas
and now dallas loses
wtf
pit wins on that garbage call, I hate the steelers
tom brady wins on a stupid penalty and missed FG, I hate tom brady, and philip rivers is the best QB in the NFL IMO, just hasn't had an opportuniy to show it, send him to dallas
and now dallas loses
wtf
I agree with you on 99% of things David. I hate the Steelers, severely dislike Tom Brady, but Rivers is a douche bag IMHO. I know he's a NC State guy, but I think he's overrated and has a severe personality flaw much like Cutler (though he is lightyears better than Cutler).
Puts a cap on a crappy football weekend for me too...
1. West High School loses
2. Longhorns get embarrassed by Iowa State, yeah, Iowa State
3. Steelers win on horrible call, Pats win
4. Cowboys self destruct again and will soon devolve into the 49ers or something
5. Packers win, I hate the Pack and I loathe Aaron Rodgers. He's so smug if I were on defense I'd pay $75k to knock him out with a concussion
Only bright spot is Eagles lost.
Puts a cap on a crappy football weekend for me too...
1. West High School loses
2. Longhorns get embarrassed by Iowa State, yeah, Iowa State
3. Steelers win on horrible call, Pats win
4. Cowboys self destruct again and will soon devolve into the 49ers or something
5. Packers win, I hate the Pack and I loathe Aaron Rodgers. He's so smug if I were on defense I'd pay $75k to knock him out with a concussion
Only bright spot is Eagles lost.
Oh and just for the record if my wife looked like his I would also wear whatever she told me to and cut my hair any way she asked.
Ya, I'm right there with you, yet I could easily watch all 24 hours of Le Mans. 
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10/26/10, 09:30 AM
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