Why would anyone eat mayo out of the jar?
And I can't eat a burger or something with bread if it doesnt have some type of sauce/spread on there.

 

Because I was four? Same reason I thought I was superman and had a deer leg I carried around for a day or so until my dad threw it out and thought Santa and the easter bunny were real. Four Year olds do some funny stuff!

Burgers yes- heinz 57 or ketchup or mustard-with lettuce and tomato and onion. First order of business upon getting back to Florida; going to Margaritaville for a cheeseburger in paradise.
I like dang kesa-dillas over sandwiches though- too bad I am scared to eat at Taco Hell!

Oh, My pizza sucked tonight. Brian and me got our wires crossed. He thought I didn't wanna go to Logans, I thought he didn't want to- in the end we both got screwed. I won't eat pizza here again!!

 

LMAO!

a jar of mayo lol... that rivals some of the things i ate...

 

The queen is slowly re-emerging.

 

A Quesadilla at Taco Bell??

Don't you have any authentic Mexican restaurants around there?

 

Well we have Del Toro and Zapopan. I love em both, the rest of the family doesn't.
And for commercial fluff we have Habaneros- but their meat tastes like catfood smells. Its gross.
Since El Palacio went under, Mexican food has been lacking in Alabama.

 

Whats wrong with Taco Bell? It's the only fast food I allow myself to eat.

 

Do you like E-coli?
I don't!! So I am no longer eating there because I like being alive!

 

Chicken...!

 

I have to admit it but you sound like my wife!
I must ensure you never meet as one is enough and two would drive me crazy.

Oooppps. If you are like my wife I should never have said that....
I appologise.
Please dont take the keys to the Stang (Yes, it happened once.)

 

Lol beware the April

Our Taco Bells dont kill people.

 

In our case........I don't take his often because no one pays attention to me when I drive it. I like my bright yellow flashy mustang best.

I don't think our Taco bells kill people either, but its better to be safe than Sorry.

Oh- My Daughter wanted one of those Itz from Mcdonalds- I went there without incident last night. I was proud.

 

I have been thinking(rut roh!). I'm gonna pull a Lindsey Lohan Ramble now:
What's this thread? Two years old? I know it was off and going when that yankee boo-zitch tried to steal Brian off me because I posted about it here. She's still on my hit list BTW . I still deeply searingly hate her and hope she crashes into a ditch somewhere and isn't found for 3 weeks. I also hate her best friend with the ugly twins with stupid names(Kyler, isn't that from beavis and butthead?) because she never thought Brian belonged with me and helped set the whole thing up. I laugh heartily because he loves my little southern behind most of all-even with my sometimes lunacy.

As for TMS:
Everyone flipping left. A lot of people went to that place where I am not allowed because I acted like a big fool and got tossed out(rightfully so, God I was acting crazy that winter). A lot of them are no longer interested in the fun and antics and Jeffrey sold out and bought a Dodge station wagon. Why is there no merriment here anymore? Remember when you could go for days posting about stupid stuff here? There isn't even anyone to **** off here anymore.

For Fun:

Today is our annual family holiday get together. Thats where I get called an a-hole for having 2 new mustangs while my poor aunt has to drive around in only one 7 year old one,and I live in a mansion(anyone who wants this hellhole is welcome to give me 200 grand and take it, because I don't want it anymore) and make her live in my castoffs(for free I might add-I pay her mortgage), where my granny will tell me to kiss her hiney again- by calling me by my whole name- her catchphrase is Aprilmichelle- you can just kiss my ----), and where my Dad will protest and not show again this year as he hasn't since 1990 when he and my Granddaddy drug out the axes and rifles on each other(a nice redneck moment BTW), where my poor Mama will be upset and make me feel bad it went south again because I love My mama. This year Brian is coming along for the show.

 

Thats quite a "show" lol

And I do sypmathize with the lack of useless posting around here these days. They made me who I am

 

Yea, no kiddin.
Its like Church around here these days, way too serious and a lot less on the fun side.

I have decided to take Ellabee along for the show today. Ralphie is fun, but he doesn't **** of the relatives near as much.

 

I didn't leave... my computer broke

 

Well, well, well...

Look who it is

Long time no see lol. Sorry to hear about your computer. Its safe to say your antics were missed

 

And this comes from a girl who says poop about everyone

 

Queen Mary I reborn

 

Don't do crack