Yeah.. your number and adress were listed under "two pump chump".

 

Must have labeled it that so you'd think it was you in case you snooped through her phone.

 

I asked her about it... and she confirmed thats not the case.

She also confirmed your hung like a bear.


Bearly hung

 

Ok Trent, you're grasping at straws for funny now.. im done

 

Bear FTW

 

Well that didnt last long...

(Sound familiar?)

 

I feel sad for you.

 

Thats ok. I enjoy my life

 

Complete ignorance can be enjoyable. Just saying.

 

Buffalo burgers on the grill. Had a bun for a first time in years.

 

Actual buffalo or buffalo style burgers? Sounds awesome either way.

I gotta try buffalo someday. Just sad the episode of man vs food where he eats all that different types of meat in Denver, wanna try some of those.

 

Actual buffalo. You should definitely try it.

 

Did you ever eat an ostrich burger?

 

I like buffalo. Did you get it while you were gone?

 

No. Should have though.

 

 

no ostrich

edit: saw Gary's response...Seinfeld reference?

 

Of course

 

Dinner!

 

Had ribeyes and baked 'taters.