That was one of the best episodes ever. I love how he didn't mention UPS either. So I guess FedEx wins!

 

My favorite is where he is trying to get the route in Hawaii and Jerry delivers on Sunday.

 

Oh yeah!

 

Yeah USPS didnt even give me all the stuff I ordered they are kinda garbage.

 

As she hides behind her skirt.

 

Makes me all hot and bothered. Hate when everything dosent come in at one time.....though I feel retarded cause they wrapped the extra stuff in weird wrapping paper. >_> bleh!

 

Let's see how this turns out. 4 days from Minnesota to Massachusetts.

 

I'm fumin. Paid for UPS 2nd day air for $42 freakin bucks last Friday. Today's the 2nd (business) day and it's still not delivered. The dealer is now closed so I won't get it until tomorrow.
If Joe was here I'd kick him in the taint with cowboy boots! EFF UPS!!

>>>>>>, OR, United States 05/14/2013 6:07 A.M. Out For Delivery
05/14/2013 5:40 A.M. Arrival Scan Roseburg, OR, United States
05/14/2013 1:58 A.M. Departure Scan
05/14/2013 12:55 A.M. Arrival Scan Portland, OR, United States
05/13/2013 6:02 P.M. Departure Scan
05/13/2013 5:20 P.M. Arrival Scan Louisville, KY, United States
05/13/2013 3:55 P.M. Departure Scan Atlanta, GA, United States
05/12/2013 11:54 A.M. Departure Scan Louisville, KY, United States
05/12/2013 12:05 A.M. Arrival Scan Atlanta, GA, United States
05/11/2013 10:14 A.M. Arrival Scan Doraville, GA, United States
05/11/2013 9:46 A.M. Departure Scan
05/11/2013 12:36 A.M. Arrival Scan Macon, GA, United States
05/10/2013 10:58 P.M. Departure Scan
05/10/2013 9:52 P.M. Origin Scan

 

I've had deliveries here after 7pm when typical delivery is around 2pm, so if they deliver late for you there is still hope!

 

And i'm still laffing at "taint"!

 

I can understand that for home delivery, but to a business it should be before 5pm. It now says it was delivered at 5.21 but the store is closed so I - the customer that paid the bill - have to wait until tomorrow's business hours.

 

I found your package.